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Thread: Ummm... Bring back the lot lizards?????

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    Is Sex Good for You?

    Maybe for different reasons for women and men, but the answer is yes.

    Regardless of anything else running through your mind in the aftermath of a sexual encounter, MSN wants to know: Was it good for you?

    Reality Check
    Sex is healthy for the prostate.

    Chronic prostate irritation, or prostatitis, can result in pelvic discomfort as well as problems with urinating frequency and urgency. Doctors often recommend routine sexual activity to men with prostatitis because ejaculations help flush the prostate clean. The gland’s function is to contribute to the production of seminal fluid, and regular evacuations represent a pleasurable bit of self-care.

    However, the recommendation is difficult to follow when inflammation from prostatitis impairs sexual functionality. Dr. Jeffrey Kaufman, president of the American Association of Clinical Urologists, explains that medical intervention can help. “Medication for the prostate or a pill like Viagra can help break the cycle and enable a man to perform,” says Kaufman. “As his sexual function gets better, his urinary function may get better until generally he’s having fewer problems.”

    Kaufman adds that a man won’t become ill from not having sex (regardless of complaints to the contrary), but being active does promote better prostate health.

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    In women, sex maintains tissue elasticity and moisture.

    Dr. Barbara Levy, a gynecologist in private practice in the Seattle area, explains that a regular sex life is important for maintaining healthy tissue as women age. “There is something to the adage ‘Use it or lose it,’” she says. “Especially in perimenopausal and menopausal women, sex maintains the integrity of vaginal and vulvar tissues. As hormone levels go down, a consistent sexual life will maintain the elasticity and moisture in those tissues.”

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    Dashed expectations can lead to real pain.

    Infamously, a man can experience dull pain in the pelvis when a sexual act is cut short prior to climax. Kaufman describes the condition known medically as pelvic venous engorgement: “As the male body prepares for orgasm, one of the physiologic parameters is the increase of blood flow in the pelvis. When you’re stimulated to the point that you should be reaching orgasm—and, for whatever reason, you’re prevented from reaching it—there is pelvic engorgement of the blood vessels in the pelvis.” ”

    That fullness in the veins leads to the ache. Contrary to what one may have guessed based on a schoolyard education, the pain doesn’t result from backed-up seminal fluid in the testicles (in fact, the testes are responsible for only about 1 percent of the ejaculate’s makeup). So why would testes in such a state be referred to as “blue” in the vernacular? Maybe they’re just sad.

    Reality Check
    Most claims about the health benefits of sex are subjective.

    Visit the Sexual Studies section at your local bookstore and you can read declarations that sex fights cancer, limits depression, boosts the immune system, reduces risk of stroke, improves sense of smell and achieves world peace. Barring a handful of small studies, there is little science behind these claims.

    What we do know is that people have a sense of well-being when they are physically active and when they enjoy intimate relationships. In these ways, sex shares in developing a healthy state of mind and body. The evidence is subjective much beyond that. A roll in the hay may very well fix that crick in your neck, but don’t ask for proof. “Just because we can’t prove it doesn’t mean we can’t believe it,” says Levy. “It just means we can’t make these claims with scientific certainty.”

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    No study has established sex as a painkiller.

    Because orgasm promotes a spike in the production of the pain-dulling hormones endorphin and cortisol, it has been posited that sex relieves all kinds of aches and pains, including rheumatism and migraines. Most people basking in the afterglow will attest that their body feels good, and it’s a no-brainer that a satisfying encounter can temporarily relieve tension and stress (which lead to any number of ailments). But, as Kaufman explains, trying to relate sexual activity to pain relief is a difficult task.

    “There is some relation to pain perception, but we don’t know exactly what it is,” says Kaufman. “Certainly there’s endorphin release with orgasm, but not there’s not a chronic [continual] elevation of endorphin levels like we see in someone who exercises vigorously week after week.” Therefore, it’s unlikely anyone could have enough sex to sustain hormone levels that might lead to genuine, sustained pain relief. It would be fun to try, though.
    So... Ummm.... Maybe those lot lizards weren't such a bad idea after all... Actually, I'd say it's good reason to support the idea of bringing your spouse/significant other allong on the road.
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    i prefer having ladies, on call, in different area codes. at least i don't have to pay for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Syncrosonix View Post
    i prefer having ladies, on call, in different area codes. at least i don't have to pay for it.
    Your paying for it somehow or another.
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    My wife asked me if I was gonna a pocket gal pal for the road.

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    dirty, nasty, thieving, aids spreading *****s. nasty,nasty,nasty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by freebirdrfd View Post
    dirty, nasty, thieving, aids spreading *****s. nasty,nasty,nasty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by matcat View Post
    Your paying for it somehow or another.

    i don't have to pay anything. for realz, dawg, i'm good like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Syncrosonix View Post
    i don't have to pay anything. for realz, dawg, i'm good like that.
    You buy them dinner and they give it up later....you payed for it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantom433a View Post
    You buy them dinner and they give it up later....you payed for it.
    i don't pay for anything. just a simple phone call and they're there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freebirdrfd View Post
    dirty, nasty, thieving, aids spreading *****s. nasty,nasty,nasty.
    i agree....id rather have prostate cancer then aids

    by the way nice handle

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    Quote Originally Posted by Syncrosonix View Post
    i don't pay for anything. just a simple phone call and they're there.
    McLovin, when did you become Don Juan

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    i'm no the bishop don "magic" juan, but i can try!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Syncrosonix View Post
    i'm no the bishop don "magic" juan, but i can try!
    Tequila is a great thing driver

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    yes it is, ron.

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    Sombudy be trippin' in dere haid? I jus b makin' duh call and da ho's comearunnin'!

    Thanks....I needed a good chuckle.....

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    Lot lizards....no way..... the last few that knocked on my door.....damn....yecccchhhh, they were downright "fugly"....toothless crack *****s or something of that nature. I wouldn't hit them with "your" tire thumper!!

    They were so disgusting to look at through a closed window....that they were enough to make one think about becoming a "cloistered monk"!!!~!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skywalker View Post
    Sombudy be trippin' in dere haid? I jus b makin' duh call and da ho's comearunnin'!

    Thanks....I needed a good chuckle.....

    Speaking of tequila...do you eat the worm?
    no, i did not eat the worm. why? it's simple: the worm isn't found in (quality) tequila. i don't drink the cheap crap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Syncrosonix View Post
    i don't pay for anything. just a simple phone call and they're there.
    Does Rick know that you are cheating on him?

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    Wink Not that I'd purchase them, but...

    Why are there no male lot lizards? Again, I'm not one to purchase goods or services from street vendors...
    I'm just wondering.
    They're not "hot flashes"...they're POWER SURGES!

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    I've got a dog in my truck that does not like ANYBODY else there. Even my wife has to be approved to get into the truck. Around the house, she's fine, but in the truck is another story. I've had a couple of women open my door, only to face bared teeth. One even forgot to close the door again when she left.
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