Hey all you country boys what killed the duck?

[Snowman7]

I found a duck on my property that was mauled like a satanic ritual. Its head was chewed off and otherwise left alone. Its belly was chewed thru and the inards eaten or removed like you would gut a dear. The meat on the bones was left alone so it wasnt a coyote. We're thinking a weasel. Supposedly thats how they feed. They prefer the blood and guts. I'm not sure if a weasel could bring down a duck as they weigh less than a pound but are supposed to be nasty fighters. Any thoughts?

[Malaki86]

Aliens

[belpre122]

Most likely a Crete driver after cashing his layover check.........

[Mr. Ford95]

Could have just simply died or been shot and vultures ate it apart like they do cattle. Might have even been a wild dog that got it.

[Jumbo]

I have reviewed the autopsy photos and the your eyewitness account. I have determined that it obviously was a shark attack. Probably a 20 footer. You are going to need a bigger boat.

[Cluggy619]

Most likely, a cat. Cats will kill birds by removing the head, then eat the insides.

If I had to guess...a cat. A regular cat.

[got mud?]

I have reviewed the autopsy photos and the your eyewitness account. I have determined that it obviously was a shark attack. Probably a 20 footer. You are going to need a bigger boat.

that was good! lol

[Jackrabbit379]

Sounds like to me that a Chupacabra is doing that. Chupacabra's like to eat blood, and leave the meat.

[Double R]

Sounds like my EX paid a visit to your backyard. BLOOD SUCKING(EDITED)

[Malaki86]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sounds like u were married to MY ex

[Double R]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sounds like u were married to MY ex

I never married her(thank God). Was close though.

[buckshot150]

Sounds like to me that a Chupacabra is doing that. Chupacabra's like to eat blood, and leave the meat.

I seen that! Ugly little critter.

[Malaki86]

Thought u were talking about my ex as well until I saw the "Little" part.

[Jackrabbit379]

I seen that! Ugly little critter.

I've never seen one, but the Mexicans say they look like a tall hairless dog.

[Phantom433a]

Sounds like my EX paid a visit to your backyard. BLOOD SUCKING(EDITED)

was her name Karen or Stormy......swear the description fits both

This is what the Chupacabra is supposed to look like. The hairless dog thing were wild dogs that had mange. I think it was actually black helicopters that got at the duck. We all know what they did to livestock back in the 60's and 70's.

[Snowman7]

I'm not sure which one is more frightening, the chupacabra or the ex-wife. They seem eerily similar! I better start leaving the 12 gauge by the back door!