Truckers are killers

[shyykatt]

Thats what I saw on a recent news snippet- body parts are showing up along some major roads, authorities are suspecting a trucker(s)....Im sure some of you heard this already.

I don't have the time and Im' too lazy to post the link lol.

So, if your the trucker thats doing this, please stop cuz its really mean and gross, and our highways are littered enough as it is. Its bad enough your throwing pee bottles out the window, but now arms and legs?!

[repete]

???? I haven't even been up in your neck of the woods!!!!

[Mackman]

So, if your the trucker thats doing this, please stop cuz its really mean and gross, and our highways are littered enough as it is. Its bad enough your throwing pee bottles out the window, but now arms and legs?!

Well where would you like me to throw them?? I can take them to your house if you like??

[Jumbo]

That bitch had it coming..........eh......I mean I dont know what you are talking about.

[pigrider]

Yeah on a serious note the authorities think we have a serial killer truck driver out there! So please be careful where you park or who you come in contact with!

Be Careful! And God Speed!

[DaveP]

This thread isn't funny.

My blowup Nancy the Nurse has been missing for 3 days now.

[matcat]

This topic has already been started here FBI Suspects Longhaul Truckers...

[Jumbo]

I will keep Nancy in my prayers and hope for her safe return.

[matcat]

Also I use left over body parts to make a stew, it is very tasty.

[Syncrosonix]

lounge version of a cannibal corpse song. it's very fitting for the topic.

[DaveP]

I will keep Nancy in my prayers and hope for her safe return.

Thanks Jumbo....

And if you happen to see her around any truckstops she's got a couple duct tape patches.

One on her forehead and one on her butt.

Thanks again.

(And she BETTER have all her arms and legs or somebodies getting $49.95 worth of ass whuppin')