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Thread: Sham-WoW Dude Arrested!

  1. 03-29-2009, 10:02 AM #1
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    Default Sham-WoW Dude Arrested!

    I am not sure exactly why, but I find this amusing as hell. Wonder if he used a SHAMWOW to sop up his blood? What a douc#ebag. Why on earth would you kiss a skanky, filthy, floozy whoore?

    Here's a link to the youtube video of him bleeding all over the place.

    YouTube - SHAMWOW


    "The pitchman for the super absorbent ShamWow has been arrested for not having good clean fun.... unless you consider hiring a hooker who almost bites your tongue off fun.

    Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach last month after cops say he allegedly hired a hooker, whom he took back to his hotel. According to the arrest affidavit, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Shlomi began kissing the hooker when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go."

    According to cops, Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and Shlomi were arrested for felony aggravated battery."


    His mugshot.





    The crazy, tongue biting hooker. She really does not look all that bad, I would probably P.I.I.H.B.


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    Too bad it wasn't Billy Mays...biting his tongue off may be the only way to shut him up!
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    Sycrno.....when were you in Miami Beach last?
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    Dang you, Biscuit Lips!! How much did Synch PAY you for that??
    Remember... friends are few and far between.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rev.Vassago View Post

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    Everytime someone posts a reply, they should quote/re-quote this one.
    Last edited by Biscuit Lips; 03-29-2009 at 02:08 PM. Reason: Makes more sense.

    Arguing on the C.B. is kinda like running in the Special Olympics, 'cause even if you win your still retarted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biscuit Lips View Post
    Everytime someone posts a reply, they should quote re-quote this one.
    I'll fix it and put them all in one post just for this purpose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biscuit Lips View Post
    Everytime someone posts a reply, they should quote re-quote this one.
    Why? Just because the Rev is having a mental breakdown.... I should have one too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rev.Vassago View Post





    Thanks that makes it much easier, especially for those who have not grasped the concept of a multi-quote reply.

    Arguing on the C.B. is kinda like running in the Special Olympics, 'cause even if you win your still retarted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rev.Vassago View Post




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    Why? Just because the Rev is having a mental breakdown.... I should have one too?
    Rev isn't having a mental breakdown.
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    i'd probably do the hooker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Syncrosonix View Post
    i'd probably do the hooker.
    Be careful, I hear she bites!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rev.Vassago View Post




    Quote Originally Posted by Syncrosonix
    i'd probably do the hooker.
    Just keep your tongue in your mouth, lol. If you're interested, her home address is listed on Smoking Gun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rev.Vassago View Post
    Just keep your tongue in your mouth, lol. If you're interested, her home address is listed on Smoking Gun.
    Who the hell kisses a hooker?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dobry4u View Post
    Who the hell kisses a hooker?
    Vince does, apparently.

    YouTube - Slap Nuts! (Slap Chop parody)
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    she might decide to bite my wiener.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Syncrosonix View Post
    she might decide to bite my wiener.
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    I wonder if her tiddies hurt.............

    sorry ladies
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rev.Vassago View Post
    Rev isn't having a mental breakdown.
    Really? Could've fooled ME! What's UP with all those pics of the shamwow guy taking his head off? Doesn't even relate to the original pictures on this thread! I've seen you do a little photoshop now and then before, but to go ON and ON with it?

    Maybe, you were just doing some good DRUGS! Hmm..... do we need another "line" on our logbooks now Rev?

    Oh, and WHY do the last few posts from you and othes NOT "quote" these stupid pictures over and over... EVERY time? I thought that was what B.L wanted! And why you "fixed it."

    And, am I the ONLY one that got Rick-Rolled?
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    Quote Originally Posted by golfhobo View Post
    Really? Could've fooled ME! What's UP with all those pics of the shamwow guy taking his head off? Doesn't even relate to the original pictures on this thread! I've seen you do a little photoshop now and then before, but to go ON and ON with it?
    I did a photobucket search of "Shamwow" and those were some of the results. I thought they were funny, so I posted them. The only one I had anything to do with was the mug shot that has him wearing his signature headset.

    Maybe, you were just doing some good DRUGS! Hmm..... do we need another "line" on our logbooks now Rev?
    Nope. I don't do drugs. Unless you count Dr. Pepper.

    Oh, and WHY do the last few posts from you and othes NOT "quote" these stupid pictures over and over... EVERY time? I thought that was what B.L wanted! And why you "fixed it."
    It's all Syncrosonix' fault.

    And, am I the ONLY one that got Rick-Rolled?
    Yes. You're the only guy who still falls for it.
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