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    There are 10 hot dogs in a package, but hot dog buns come in a package of 8. Why????
    My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.
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    A, E, I, O, U and sometimes Y.

    Is there a word that uses Y as a vowel?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ronjon619 View Post
    A, E, I, O, U and sometimes Y.

    Is there a word that uses Y as a vowel?

    yes...Why
    My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.
    Thomas Jefferson- Democratic-Republican
    Responsibility is the ability to choose your response. Victims choose to be controlled by outside forces, Responsible people maintain control by making a choice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RebelDarlin View Post
    There are 10 hot dogs in a package, but hot dog buns come in a package of 8. Why????

    Statistics show that on the average, two hot dogs slip off the girl, hence needing two less buns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RebelDarlin View Post
    There are 10 hot dogs in a package, but hot dog buns come in a package of 8. Why????

    That's so you can eat a couple while they are cooking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RebelDarlin View Post
    yes...Why
    oh yeah......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twilight Flyer View Post
    OK, try this one. I need someone to figure out the quantum paradox of the mini black hole that opens up inside any clothes dryer in the world at any given time, for the express purpose of swallowing one sock and one sock only.
    They make fish-net bags to put socks in so that you don't lose one, and they have little plasitc rings so that pairs are either both found, or both lost...

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    Originally Posted by RebelDarlin
    I'd like to see motor vehicles set up with some kind of setting that wouldn't allow the vehicle to turn unless a turn signal was on. I know there would be safety issues in emergencies, but there could be some kind of over-ride if the wheel was jerked too fast or something.


    Or if the wheel is turned a certain percentge, the turn signal automatically came on.

    Or have a hand come out of the steering wheel and slap them!

    http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z...77/1z5m5w0.gif
    I believe it was International, with some of the straight trucks, that have a sensor in the front bumper to "sense" the dotted line, or the white line on the right. If you try to cross the line without using your turn signal, there is a loud, annoying BEEPING sound. If you use your turn signal, there is no sound. If they can do this for trucks, they can certainly do it for cars.

    Or... Just have the AIR-BAG inflate....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ronjon619 View Post
    A, E, I, O, U and sometimes Y.

    Is there a word that uses Y as a vowel?
    scythe, rhyme, thyme, rhythm, cynical, bicycle, and on and on.....
    Remember... friends are few and far between.

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    Quote Originally Posted by golfhobo View Post
    scythe, rhyme, thyme, rhythm, cynical, bicycle, and on and on.....
    Synonymous
    If you can't shift it smoothly, you shouldn't be driving it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kranky View Post
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    Is that pronounced "Sin on a moose?"

    Sounds kinky...Kranky!
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    Quote Originally Posted by golfhobo View Post
    Is that pronounced "Sin on a moose?"

    Sounds kinky...Kranky!
    No, its "sin on a mouse".

    If you can't shift it smoothly, you shouldn't be driving it.

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    Here's an idea to lower Diesel price.
    Have coal diesel and algae diesel plus the normal ULSD at the pump. Ofcourse the ULSD would be the brand at the pump and the other two will be independent of each other. Thier will be no more antitrust or monopoly at the pump. I bet you regular ULSD diesel would be so low the economy will get moving again. We also won't be fighting for oil either.

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