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    I am laughing about it now, but I am so sick.... I did all my homework yesterday, and didn't turn in half the assignments.
    Some I turned in to the wrong classes. I have 4.:eek:. What the Hell was I thinking?
    I even went back to check on one of them, I flipped out, looking throuh all the folders and files, thought I didn't save it and finally found it not where I left it..... not where I wanted it.

    I even gave on of my teachers her assignment sheet back thinking it was my finished work. I did realize this later in the day and turned in my actual homework.
    One class is requiring 5 hours of volunteer work and hours of job shadowing to pass. I am signed up to volunteer tomorrow at a free clinic. Not sure they will really want me there in this condition.
    Damit I am SCREWED!

    I am laughing about it now, that I am heavily medicated, I forget everything I have taken in the last 24 hours.
    I know I got up twice in the middle of the night and popped something..

    My poor baby even had to pack his own lunch, I just couldn't get out of bed at 5am.

    I can't taste, smell, think, or talk(I'm sure someone atleast appreciates that). Luckily I can type inbetween nose blows.
    I can barely think and I have a test tonight that is "no excuses" take or don't.

    I did go to the Dr yesterday and she said I have what is appearantly going around. Yipeeee!

    A sinus infection that starts as a really bad sore throat.
    I thought she was going to tell me I had step throat, it hurts so bad.

    I have anorexia but I have to eat to take the stupid meds she gave me.
    But I am not enjoying it one bit.

    Well the extent of my misery did get me a full body massage with now expectations. Which was nice but I could have enjoyed it better if I wasn't ill.
    Catch 22 I am sure I wouldn't have gotten one if I was healthy.


    So I'll take what I can get.

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    I'm right there with you. Tuesday afternoon, I forgot to go get my son from school for a program he goes to. Then, on the way home from work that night, I got to my sister's house to get the kids and realized that I had never went by daycare to get the baby!

    When I did finally get back to get him, we got almost home and he projectile puked all over my nicely detailed Silverado...the problem with dual cabs is...more spacious so chunks can cover a larger surface area. And, since I'm a sympathy puker...I nearly got to clean up the front seat, too! (Sorry to whoever cleans up the parking lot at the Taylor Mart on Slide and 82nd...I had no choice). So I call my sister to bring the kids to my house and, when she gets there, she had forgotten one of them at her house!!

    We're all on cold medicine, too...that **** should NOT be OTC!!!!
    "Life is made up, not of great sacrifices or duties, but of little things, in which smiles and kindness, and small obligations given habitually, are what preserve the heart and secure comfort."

    Humphry Davy

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlooMoose View Post
    We're all on cold medicine, too...that **** should NOT be OTC!!!!
    I ride the fence on that issue. It sure has it's moments. And frankly all the $100 visits to the doc get me a more specific list at the drug store.

    I could be a doctor these days.

    It's allergies, take some allergy meds, fluids, rest(yeahright), nasal saline....

    blah blah blah....

    I think it is the mixing that makes them leathal.

    Lets see, benydral for sure, antibiotic, tylenol, flonase, allegra, ibuprofen,
    airborne, emergenC, that's all I can remember right now....
    wait prilosec, cholaseptic, I'll have to get back on the rest.

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    Emergen-C is good stuff...I drink it 3 times a day right now!!
    "Life is made up, not of great sacrifices or duties, but of little things, in which smiles and kindness, and small obligations given habitually, are what preserve the heart and secure comfort."

    Humphry Davy

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    Took a hot shower,,, got all dolled up.

    And put these tunes on.....

    Pack it up, pack it in
    Let me begin
    I came to win
    Battle me thats a sin
    I wont tear the sack up
    Punk youd better back up
    Try and play the role and the whole crew will act up
    Get up, stand up, come on!
    Come on, throw your hands up
    If youve got the feeling jump across the ceiling
    Muggs is a funk fest, someones talking junk
    Yo, Ill bust em in the eye
    And then Ill take the punks home
    Feel it, funk it
    Amps in the trunk
    And I got more rhymes than theres cops that are dunking
    Donuts shop
    Sure nuff I got props from the kids on the hill
    Plus my mom and my pops

    Ill serve your ass like john macenroe
    If your girl steps up, Im smacking the ho
    Word to your moms I came to drop bombs
    I got more rhymes than the bibles got psalms
    And just like the prodigal son Ive returned
    Anyone stepping to me youll get burned
    Cause I got lyrics and you aint got none
    So if you come to battle bring a shotgun
    But if you do youre a fool, cause I duel to the death
    Try and step to me youll take your last breath
    I gots the skill, come get your fill
    Cause when I shoot ta give, I shoot to kill


    Im the cream of the crop, I rise to the top
    I never eat a pig cause a pig is a cop
    Or better yet a terminator
    Like arnold schwarzenegger
    Tryn to play me out like as if my name was sega
    But I aint going out like no punk bitch
    Get used to one style and you know I might switch
    It up up and around, then buck buck you down
    Put out your head then you wake up in the dawn of the dead
    Im coming to get ya, coming to get ya
    Spitting out lyrics homie Ill wet ya

    Chorus

    I came to get down (2x)
    So get out your seats and jump around
    Jump around (3x)
    Jump up jump up and get down.
    Jump (18x)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZZADbubu0Y

    I izzz mooovn NAW!

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    New Drug.


    I want a new drug
    One that wont make me sick
    One that wont make me crash my car
    Or make me feel three feet thick

    I want a new drug
    One that wont hurt my head
    One that wont make my mouth too dry
    Or make my eyes too red

    One that wont make me nervous
    Wondering what to do
    One that makes me feel like I feel when Im with you
    When Im alone with you

    I want a new drug
    One that wont spill
    One that dont cost too much
    Or come in a pill

    I want a new drug
    One that wont go away
    One that wont keep me up all night
    One that wont make me sleep all day

    One that wont make me nervous
    Wondering what to do
    One that makes me feel like I feel when Im with you
    When Im alone with you
    Im alone with you baby

    I want a new drug
    One that does what it should
    One that wont make me feel too bad
    One that wont make me feel too good

    I want a new drug
    One with no doubt
    One that wont make me talk too much
    Or make my face break out

    One that wont make me nervous
    Wondering what to do
    One that makes me feel like I feel when Im with you
    When Im alone with you!!!

    Muy muy better,

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=komFcq3TDSY

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oSoY...eature=related funny!



    I'd like to dedicate this song to ME and MY husband.


    Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.
    Somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
    I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.
    So I wrote a song about him instead.
    It goes like this...

    Were you born an *******?
    Or did you work at it your whole life?
    Either way it worked out fine
    'cause you're an ******* tonight.

    Yes you're an A S S H O L E...
    And don't you try to blame it on me.
    You deserve all the credit.
    You're an ******* tonight.

    You were an ******* yesterday.
    You're an ******* tonight.
    And I've got a feelin'
    you'll be an ******* the rest of your life.

    And I was talkin' to your mother
    just the other night.
    I told her I thought you were an *******.
    She said, "Yes. I think you're right."

    And all your friends are *******s
    'cause you've known them your whole life.
    And somebody told me
    you've got an ******* for a wife.

    Were you born an *******?
    Or did you work at it your whole life?
    Either way it worked out fine
    'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight.

    Buffet rules

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    Let me tip-toe through here...
    The cold got... Sung away?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by YankeeTURBO View Post
    Let me tip-toe through here...
    The cold got... Sung away?????

    You don't need to tip-toe...

    I got motivated to do what I needed to do that being sick was keeping me from.

    Surprise surprise surprise,

    I don't actually sit on my azz all day long.

    I don't sing so Sung away would be impossible but a quick mood change to improve my chances of getting busy never hurt.


    Did I clear that up for you?

    Let me know,

    Happy to Help.

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    Now everybody have you heard
    If youre in the game, then the strokes the word
    Dont take no rhythm, dont take no style
    Got a thirst for killin, grab your vile...

    oooow

    You put your right hand out give a firm hand-shake
    Talk to me about that one big break...
    Spread your ear-pollution both far and wide...
    Keep your contributions by your side and stroke me, stroke me
    Could be a winner boy, you move quite well...
    You got your number down...
    Say youre a winner but man youre just a sinner now

    You put your left foot out keep it all in place...
    Work your way right into my case
    First you try to bed me you make my backbone slide
    But when you found you bled me-- skip on by... keep on---stroke me, stroke me
    Give me the business all night long...
    Youre so together boy...
    Say youre a winner but man youre just a sinner now

    Better listen now (said) it aint no joke
    Let your conscience fail ya, just do the stroke
    Dontcha take no chances keep your eye on top
    Do your fancy dances you cant stop you just stroke me, stroke me


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLHc-yIAPbg
    Billy Squier.


    TRUK!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trukrswyfe View Post
    Now everybody have you heard
    If youre in the game, then the strokes the word
    Dont take no rhythm, dont take no style
    Got a thirst for killin, grab your vile...
    oooow

    You put your right hand out give a firm hand-shake
    Talk to me about that one big break...
    Spread your ear-pollution both far and wide...
    Keep your contributions by your side and stroke me, stroke me
    Could be a winner boy, you move quite well...
    You got your number down...
    Say youre a winner but man youre just a sinner now

    You put your left foot out keep it all in place...
    Work your way right into my case
    First you try to bed me you make my backbone slide
    But when you found you bled me-- skip on by... keep on---stroke me, stroke me
    Give me the business all night long...
    Youre so together boy...
    Say youre a winner but man youre just a sinner now

    Better listen now (said) it aint no joke
    Let your conscience fail ya, just do the stroke
    Dontcha take no chances keep your eye on top
    Do your fancy dances you cant stop you just stroke me, stroke me

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLHc-yIAPbg
    Billy Squier.


    TRUK!!!!!
    ROCK N ROLL!!! I love that song!!
    "Life is made up, not of great sacrifices or duties, but of little things, in which smiles and kindness, and small obligations given habitually, are what preserve the heart and secure comfort."

    Humphry Davy

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    So if the doc tells you it's going around, is that supposed to make you feel better? What? Misery loves company?

    I'm really annoyed with doctors right now- my husband had a knee problem that required minor surgery (just a local and a sedative) and I'm getting bills for several of the pre-op tests... some of which weren't even required and certainly weren't necessary. Now my "female" doctor is scheduling me for some tests just because I'm of a certain age and with child. Absolutely no reason for the tests except to confirm what all the other tests have already indicated. Hello- it's not like health insurance makes this stuff free! I'm not paying $1000 for a test that I don't need to have and they tell me it's just to check what they already know. If this were next year (when I'll clearly meet my deductible) we'd talk. But half the time I think these doctor's think it's all free (sorry- you mentioned $100 visit to the doctor each pop and that topic turns into a rant from me). There's a certain amount of responsible administration that's just missing from the health care industry- many employees never see the abuse because they don't get the bill but those of us who pay for our own DO see it. Gaarrraraaarrrr!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tweety bird View Post
    So if the doc tells you it's going around, is that supposed to make you feel better? What? Misery loves company?

    I'm really annoyed with doctors right now- my husband had a knee problem that required minor surgery (just a local and a sedative) and I'm getting bills for several of the pre-op tests... some of which weren't even required and certainly weren't necessary. Now my "female" doctor is scheduling me for some tests just because I'm of a certain age and with child. Absolutely no reason for the tests except to confirm what all the other tests have already indicated. Hello- it's not like health insurance makes this stuff free! I'm not paying $1000 for a test that I don't need to have and they tell me it's just to check what they already know. If this were next year (when I'll clearly meet my deductible) we'd talk. But half the time I think these doctor's think it's all free (sorry- you mentioned $100 visit to the doctor each pop and that topic turns into a rant from me). There's a certain amount of responsible administration that's just missing from the health care industry- many employees never see the abuse because they don't get the bill but those of us who pay for our own DO see it. Gaarrraraaarrrr!
    i don't know how old you are, but they do extra testing when you are pregnant and are of a certain age. it is routine for them and more so if you have a history of miscarriages. most of the time they are covering themselves, i think. but you can always refuse any test.

    BTW, congrats!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tweety bird View Post
    So if the doc tells you it's going around, is that supposed to make you feel better? What? Misery loves company?

    I'm really annoyed with doctors right now- my husband had a knee problem that required minor surgery (just a local and a sedative) and I'm getting bills for several of the pre-op tests... some of which weren't even required and certainly weren't necessary. Now my "female" doctor is scheduling me for some tests just because I'm of a certain age and with child. Absolutely no reason for the tests except to confirm what all the other tests have already indicated. Hello- it's not like health insurance makes this stuff free! I'm not paying $1000 for a test that I don't need to have and they tell me it's just to check what they already know. If this were next year (when I'll clearly meet my deductible) we'd talk. But half the time I think these doctor's think it's all free (sorry- you mentioned $100 visit to the doctor each pop and that topic turns into a rant from me). There's a certain amount of responsible administration that's just missing from the health care industry- many employees never see the abuse because they don't get the bill but those of us who pay for our own DO see it. Gaarrraraaarrrr!
    I completely understand that! My youngest is 19 months old. Because of my age, when I was pg with him, I had to see two doctors - the regular ob-gyn and a fetal maternal specialist. I finally told them...I'm taking what I get regardless so stop with the doctors, the tests, the scare tactics....and just let me have this baby! And, he's perfect! Regardless of what their "numbers" or "statistics" said...imagine that!! And I have insurance...and I'm still paying off doctor bills! After I had him, I got 13 bills! I don't think I even saw 4 people come in or out of my room! It is just ridiculous!! I have wonderful, uneventful pregnancies. My sister got scared into taking some of these tests and she's got a handicapped son now...who came very early because of an amnio!! I flat-ass refused.

    Congratulations on the pregnancy! When are you due??
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    A hot summer night fell like a net

    I've gotta find my baby yet

    I need you to soothe my head

    and turn my blue heart to red

    Doctor Doctor, gimme the news I got a

    Bad case of lovin' you

    No pill's gonna kill my ill I got a

    Bad case of lovin' you

    A pretty face don't make no pretty heart

    I learned that buddy, from the start

    You think I'm cute, a little bit shy

    Mama, I ain't that kind of guy

    Doctor Doctor, gimme the news I got a

    Bad case of lovin' you

    No pill's gonna kill my ill I got a

    Bad case of lovin' you

    I know you like it, you like it on top YUP!

    Tell me mamma, are you gonna stop? NO.

    You had me down twenty-one to zip

    Smile of Judas on your lip

    Shake my fist knock on wood

    I got it bad, and I got it good

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