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Thread: Dear Golfhobo...Part 3

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    Default Dear Golfhobo...Part 3

    2 part question:

    Queen Elizabeth or Camilla?

    And which one killed Diana?

    Take your time...MI5 is monitoring this post and your answers.


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    Default Re: Dear Golfhobo...Part 3

    Quote Originally Posted by Twilight Flyer
    2 part question:

    Queen Elizabeth or Camilla?

    And which one killed Diana?

    Take your time...MI5 is monitoring this post and your answers.

    OMG!!! I can't see my ..... my..... hands!! Wait..... I can't see my peterbuilt either! :shock:

    Nevermind..... I was just takin' a pizz, and I ain't been able to see that in years now!

    Sorry, Twilight! In comedy, timing is everything.... and yours sux! I don't leave out again until Monday morning. IF you'd have asked that question about 9 a.m. Monday..... you'd have looked like the GOD you think you ARE! :shock:

    Just kidding! heh... heh.... no one REALLY thinks you're a GOD! 8)

    BTW.... between Q.E. and Camilla the horse, I'd have to take..... um.....er...... the FIFTH!!! [and make it Captain Morgan please!]

    Hobo ........ with a "B"
    Remember... friends are few and far between.

    TRUCKIN' AIN'T FOR WUSSES!!!

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    Default Re: Dear Golfhobo...Part 3

    Quote Originally Posted by Twilight Flyer
    2 part question:

    Queen Elizabeth or Camilla?

    And which one killed Diana?

    Take your time...MI5 is monitoring this post and your answers.

    Maybe Camilla killed Diana under orders from Queen Elizabeth. :shock: Just a theory mind you. :wink:
    "...if something seems to good too be true, best to shoot it, just in case". - fiona, burn notice

    "Remember, if you don't do it this year, you'll be one year older when you do." - Warren Miller

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    Default Re: Dear Golfhobo...Part 3

    Quote Originally Posted by mommee
    Maybe Camilla killed Diana under orders from Queen Elizabeth. :shock: Just a theory mind you. :wink:
    I don't believe Charles or the Queen were involved.

    She had two things going against her.
    First mistake was dating Dodi to begin with. He didn't take care of her like he should have.
    Second was not wearing a set belt. Her heart ripped from the power of the impact, and had she worn a seatbelt at the time of the accident, she may likely have survived.

    Dodi was bad news for Diana. I blame him for her death because he didn't take the proper precautions for her safety. He was only thinking of himself and getting her back to his apartment. They should have stayed at the Ritz that night and waited until the paparazzi had left. Or they should have used the proper driver with an escort front and back like they did earlier.

    ...but if I were asked
    "2 part question:
    Queen Elizabeth or Camilla?
    And which one killed Diana?
    Take your time...MI5 is monitoring this post and your answers."


    I'd choose The Queen. [King Hog...has a certain ring to it.]
    Camilla would have killed Diana in the end. [she wears a strap-on]
    MI-5 ...I command thee... King Hog :?


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    Default Re: Dear Golfhobo...Part 3

    Quote Originally Posted by golfhobo
    I don't leave out again until Monday morning.
    Does this mean that GH is back on the road?

    Quote Originally Posted by golfhobo
    I'd have to take..... um.....er...... the FIFTH!!! [and make it Captain Morgan please!]
    Is there any other way for GH to take it! Tally Ho! Thank goodness we will get that keyboard out of your hands!

    Oh yeah! I found your hat this morning at the Flying J, Whiteland, IN. You'll need it when logging your Line 5 time! Who said that I don't think about ya Hobo?

    "Just another OTR coolie carrier. They suck. They ALL suck. Run away from coolie OTR trucking" The Great ColdFrostyMug

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    On a side note, how long do you think it will be before golfhobo goes in to the safety department at his new job and tries to tell them how to read logs properly?


    On another side note, I have picked out my Halloween costume for this year. I will be going as the Spirit of the DOT Regulations:


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    That's a good costume for you Rev. With that bag or sheet over your head, you won't scare the rest of the little kiddies!

    But, I wouldn't tell them that you are the Spirit of the Regs if I were you. They might ask you what that means... and you would have no idea. 8)
    Remember... friends are few and far between.

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    Default Re: Dear Golfhobo...Part 3

    Quote Originally Posted by belpre122
    Quote Originally Posted by golfhobo
    I don't leave out again until Monday morning.
    Does this mean that GH is back on the road?

    Quote Originally Posted by golfhobo
    I'd have to take..... um.....er...... the FIFTH!!! [and make it Captain Morgan please!]
    Is there any other way for GH to take it! Tally Ho! Thank goodness we will get that keyboard out of your hands!

    Oh yeah! I found your hat this morning at the Flying J, Whiteland, IN. You'll need it when logging your Line 5 time! Who said that I don't think about ya Hobo?
    Yeah, Belpre. Playtime's almost over! Baby needs new shoes. Besides, the neighbors are starting to complain about the smell of urine in the parking lot. It's a lifestyle, ya know!

    Cool hat! But, I don't like the farm tractor. Maybe a 1/4 cab with a big snowplow on the front would do it! Find me one of those, will ya?
    Remember... friends are few and far between.

    TRUCKIN' AIN'T FOR WUSSES!!!

    "I am willing to admit that I was wrong." The Rev.

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