The Daily- Totally- Pointless- Diversionary Question from HB

[golfhobo]

If your Ox is stuck in a ditch on Sunday-- do you work to pull him out?

NOT if it's gonna bust my 34 hour reset! :wink:

[headborg]

Thanks Rev & Roadhog; on getting me up to speed on the latest Pop Culture-- info on Jerad and what a "Big Boy" restraurant is/was.

On to question#3: for Monday July 28th.

Where does Huddle House get it's Eggs?

I was stuck in Cuthbert, Ga at the cross roads of US82/US27 with no AT&T wireless or Cell phone signal-- at a 24hr roadside Huddle House I found enough parking for my 10hr break.

I noticed those baskets of Eggs-- gynormus Grade-A eggs-

and remembered the last breakfast at Huddle House/Waffle House---

As the economy goes bad-- Do chickens start laying larger Eggs? or are they feeding these hens something special.. really these eggs had to be close over the "jumbo" size. Seems everone has to work harder in these times...

[Roadhog]

[Jumbo]

Chubyboy, what is that rabbit doing to you? I thought you liked donkeys?

[chubyboy]

it tried, then i cut its heads off with a hatchet...yes both his and his buddy willy's heads

[Fancy_Maneuvers]

McDonalds will win...

I agree As much as people say they hate McDonald's, it never stops the line from forming in their drive-thru any day of the week.

[headborg]

McDonalds will win...

I agree As much as people say they hate McDonald's, it never stops the line from forming in their drive-thru any day of the week.

Ok; question 3--- inspired by Fancy-Maneuvers

Why are McDonalds French Fries considered the greatest/most popular of all the fries from all the chains.???.

I mean-- they arn't curly, they arn't seasoned( with anything but salt & spit)-
not batter dipped. You can't get them smoothered with chile.


I think it's because of the Kids & that damn clown and those "Happy Meals"--- lets face it, the kids rule--- anything to keep em quiet.
So everyone stops at the Golden Arches.

If TeenAge Mutant Ninja Turtles-- had introduced a New Brand of Pizza Restraunts--- it would have taken over.

If that stupid purple Dinasour--Barney-- had sponsored a restraunt-- it would be Big now.

[headborg]

Morgan Freeman Car Crash Question-


reports are he wrecked a perfectly ---OLD 1997 Nissan

what's a rich actor doing in a 11 year old car, anyway?

Sneaking around the Mississippi Back woods-- trying to blend in? staying 'beneath' the radar?

[Twilight Flyer]

I think the story indicated that the car was his friends, but he was driving. Why? No idea. Hope he pulls through OK...he's a damn good actor and always seemed a decent guy.

Kind of makes you wonder if it's the Batman curse. First Ledger dies, then Bale gets arrested on truly bizarre charges (whatever happened with that anyway?), now Freeman? I'll bet the urban legend creation machine is working overtime on this one.

[golfhobo]

Kind of makes you wonder if it's the Batman curse. First Ledger dies, then Bale gets arrested on truly bizarre charges (whatever happened with that anyway?), now Freeman? I'll bet the urban legend creation machine is working overtime on this one.

That is EXACTLY what they are saying already on ET or one of those "entertainment" type shows that come on after the news!!

[Creek Jackson]

[quote="Twilight Flyer"]Does it bother anybody that you can walk from one ocean to another ocean on this continent without ever touching the grass? 8)

If one was careful, I believe this could be done 75 years ago. Done with ease 50 years ago.

Now in Montana, there are places a person(s) can utilize unmotorized travel and proceed in one direction and not cross a "road" of any kind for a couple of hundred miles.

[headborg]

New question:

If Obama becomes president--- do you think he will mandate that trucking companies install-- remote TIRE PRESSURE MONITORING systems in all their
trucks?

[Drew10]

DP

[Drew10]

becomes president--- do you think he will mandate that trucking companies install-- remote TIRE PRESSURE MONITORING systems in all their trucks?

Of course.....He is going to "regulate" everything we do in the United States. Bigger government!!!
And regarding his Energy Plan...."Tire pressure gauges in every vehicle". Obama FINALLY has a policy.

[headborg]

math exercise:


My truck is running 63mph- flat out on straight level road.

I see I'm gaining ground on the WSE truck ahead of me.

I'm 3 truck lengths behind him--

It takes me 3 minutes exactly to reach his rear DOT bumper( of course, i've already changed lanes to pass him)

How fast is he going?

It takes me exactly 1 minute to get up-- nose to nose with him.

How fast is he going?

I then see he's talking on his cell phone.

It--- now takes me exactly 5 minutes to pull ahead and get my DOT bumper far enough ahead to safely change lanes back in front of him.

Now, how fast was he going?

[Creek Jackson]

math exercise:


My truck is running 63mph- flat out on straight level road.

I see I'm gaining ground on the WSE truck ahead of me.

I'm 3 truck lengths behind him--

It takes me 3 minutes exactly to reach his rear DOT bumper( of course, i've already changed lanes to pass him)

How fast is he going?

It takes me exactly 1 minute to get up-- nose to nose with him.

How fast is he going?

I then see he's talking on his cell phone.

It--- now takes me exactly 5 minutes to pull ahead and get my DOT bumper far enough ahead to safely change lanes back in front of him.

Now, how fast was he going?

Not as fast as you.

In related news;

What do you call two or more identically governed trucks trying to pass each other?

Special Olympics



In addition;

You can always tell a truck driver from Alabama,,,,,,,,,

But you can't tell him much.

[Twilight Flyer]

Not as fast as you.

OK, now that was a good reply.

[golfhobo]

What do you call two or more identically governed trucks trying to pass each other?

Schneider National Tryouts.