Drivers, beware...

[Roadhog]

You know how they say, everyone swallows a few spiders in their sleep, throughout a lifetime?
Well, one time I had one crawl up my nose into my sinus, and it nested.
The only way I found out, is one day I had a big red boil on my upper cheek, and I started to squeeze it one day,
and all these tiny baby spiders came crawling out. Hundreds of them about the size of ground pepper.


Nawah...I'm just kidding ya! I only had one nest in my ear, and I think it lived on my ear wax.

Thing I have the most problem with from time to time are those dang brain slugs.



Nasty little parasitic, invertebrate species which attach themselves to the cranium.
Brain slugs feed on cognitive energy in the form of the Alpha and Delta brainwaves.
They attach themselves to their victims by using their adhesive slime to the scalp.
The host's personality becomes totally suppressed and their body is controlled by the slug.
I found garlic shampoo helps prevent infestation, as well as wearing a helmet. :?

...anyway...if you see a slackjaw...be careful...he probably has a brain slug.

[Orangetxguy]

Fer years as a kid, I had nightmares about ants being in my sinus's.

Got rid of em with Diazanon.

[Phantom433a]

Ya know....I'm really starting to wonder about Road Hog.....think the ole brain train is skidding off its rails.

Snakes.....a more disgusting, un-natural creature there neve has been. My mom had them as pets when we were kids.....she got REAL used to hearing the phrase "SNAKES LOOSE" followed by slamming doors. My wife won't even go hiking with me....reason? "Honey if a snake came onto the trail....you would get me bit by jumping 20 feet into the air"....so wheres the problem then? A snake comes on tv....I'm on the back of the couch and trying to climb the wall.....disgusting little creatures, but I will NOT run one over if its on the road if I can help it. I realize the Creator made snakes for a reason, but, man, I don't have to like em.

[Windwalker]

Ya know....I'm really starting to wonder about Road Hog.....think the ole brain train is skidding off its rails.

Yeah... I sometimes wonder if his brain slug is STARVING..... :shock:

I was once told that the only thing on this earth that is absolutely certain is "CHANGE". Nothing will stay the same. I grew up believing that there were already enough hazards in the Everglades without adding any more.

Snakes, themselves, aren't all that bad. I've handled a few before. But they were NON-POISONOUS, and never more than 10 feet long. They were also used to being handled. The one in the neighbor's back yard was longer, and not used to being handled. It also was not very sociable. If that's what we're looking forward to, I'm all for bringing back SNAKESKIN BOOTS and BELTS. And, I think I could come up with other uses for the skins.

Even putting a bounty on them might be a good idea. If they're an "INVASIVE SPECIES", I don't see any problem in hunting them to extinction here.

[Orangetxguy]

Snake...tastes like chicken.

[Windwalker]

Snake...tastes like chicken.

Yes, I know. Can you imagine restaurants serving a variety of snake meat? I can also imagine PHANTOM not even driving down that street...

[Phantom433a]

Snake...tastes like chicken.

Yes, I know. Can you imagine restaurants serving a variety of snake meat? I can also imagine PHANTOM not even driving down that street...

I've had rattlesnake fried in garlic butter before....very tasty.....but snakes..... blaugh (slither slither)

[golfhobo]

Asian snakes invading the Southeast? Just another example of how American (snakes') jobs are being lost to illegal immigrants!

I say it's all a PLOT by the Libertarians!! (I WOULD have said Republicans.... but that would make SOME people mad!)

Hey, Roadhoggie...... I know of Alpha and Beta waves.... but do NORMAL people even HAVE "Delta" waves?? Just pointing out the obvious. Maybe brain slugs are attracted to..... shall we say..... "creative" individuals??

Getting back to the original topic..... I think it's a SHAME when decent Americans are no longer safe while simply trying to encroach on natural habitats of law abiding animals!! They should ALL be rounded up and forced to live in concentration swamps!! (I mean the animals.... )

I must say though, recent events have made me wonder if we're not heading for a showdown of the species. Humans have taken over the planet.... and the ORIGINAL inhabitants are fighting back! I don't know for sure who will win! But..... it should make for a really GOOD movie! :wink:

[Phantom433a]

Thats righ G.H. the GREAT ANIMAL CONSPIRACY....read about it here

http://www.thepiratescove.us/2007/06...acy-continues/

[golfhobo]

Okay, Phantom..... I READ it! But, I'm not convinced! After all... that was JUST a "BLOG!" Bloggers are just people with bigger mouths and better computer skills!

I'll believe it when I hear it from the mouth of our fearless (and insipient) leader, George W. Bush! :shock:

Of course.... by THEN, it will probably be TOO LATE!

Animals are sneaky! They won't "telegraph" their intentions! When was the last time you heard an oppossum cry out: "Wanted, dead or alive!"?

Yet, they are everywhere these days! And raccoons! I've NEVER heard one yell: "Mission Accomplished!"

They are OUT FOR US! I can "feel" it! Look at the number of DEER recently who have charged into a small mountain enclave, and smashed windows of businesses before fleeing with a smile on their face! They TOY with us! SOME even have tattoos saying "Bambi LIVES!" :shock:

Nearly EVERY night on the deserted Arizona road, I see a jackrabbit run out in front of me, just TRYING to make me swerve and wreck my truck! It is definitely a "concerted" effort! (THEIR mistake, of course.... they mistakenly think we are ALL "wusses!")

Of course, "I" am diligently looking for their "leader," so that I can save America (if not the World) as I know it! I am getting closer! I recently gave a ride to a forlorn Northern Sasquatch ( a female as it turned out ) who dropped the name "HogWashi" while in an elevated frame of mind!

Using my superior intelligence gathering skills, and some translation guidelines, I am CLOSE to discerning the actual identity of this ruthless leader of the insurrection. I FEAR it is one of our own!

I will not NAME him, of course, until I've "interrogated" a few more of these Northern Sasquatches (as they seem to have the most contact with him,) but I THINK I am getting closer to breaking their "code."

All I know at this moment, is that their leader is maniacal and devious! And, he has a problem "satisfying" them! The inference is astounding.... and ..... BTW..... the "research" is going well! :wink:

Oddly enough though, there are a few MALES of the species who seem willing and anxious to talk. Since I don't have time to talk to them, I would appreciate YOUR assistance in "interrogating" them.

For your own protection, though.... I would shave that beard! It seems to distract them!

Please let me know how you "make out!"

[Don't FLAME me!....... you KNOW I'm just kidding, right?]

[Double L]

GolfHobo