Woman Truck Driver swallowed by Leopard

Called I was lonely and did not know better at the time when I got married to her. I KNOW there was a fifth of Jack or Southern comfort in there someplace also since I do not remember saying I do all I remember is waking up to a wife also then going HOW IN THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN.

[Roadhog]

Yes, I HAVE been that drunk. But, even at that, I never got close to one with that large a leopard skin.

Are you saying yer interested? She does look like a Northern Wisconsin gal... :shock:

I think you'd have to help her get up into the truck though... yick yick OHhh Y-I-C-K!!! :sad: :x

[Windwalker]

Yes, I HAVE been that drunk. But, even at that, I never got close to one with that large a leopard skin.

Are you saying yer interested? She does look like a Northern Wisconsin gal... :shock:

I think you'd have to help her get up into the truck though... yick yick OHhh Y-I-C-K!!! :sad: :x

Interested in what? Walk the other way like I should have done so many years ago? Yes. No, not yes, but HELL YES.

And, how would you know about "Northern Wisconsin Girls"????? You're in MI... :?:

[jayburd]

Windwalker........I don't know.I'm pretty old.....49......but still may be younger than you......I did have this old doggy gal once though,drank a 6 pack to get up the courage and then another to forget I did it.... :shock:

[Windwalker]

Windwalker........I don't know.I'm pretty old.....49......but still may be younger than you......I did have this old doggy gal once though,drank a 6 pack to get up the courage and then another to forget I did it.... :shock:

Yer still wet b'hinda ears, boy. And, I don't believe I'm the oldest one on this board. :wink:

[jayburd]

Glad I ain't the Oldest old fart! :wink:

[Roadhog]

And, how would you know about "Northern Wisconsin Girls"????? You're in MI... :?:

Our wimmin are the same...every August, some get beached on each of our shores.
But you can tell which ones are the Michiganders...because years ago, the Sasquatches use to mate with them,
so ours are hairy all over, and taller.

When you hear them grunt and shreik, and they get real mushroomy smelling, they are preparing to mate.
Every year hunting...we save one bullet...you know, just incase. :shock:

I should have done the SAME in 2000 mine was a transplant from northern WI to southern IL man that was a mistake. Now I am married to a very nice southern girl she is from Missouri and I could not be happier.

[Windwalker]

And, how would you know about "Northern Wisconsin Girls"????? You're in MI... :?:

Our wimmin are the same...every August, some get beached on each of our shores.
But you can tell which ones are the Michiganders...because years ago, the Sasquatches use to mate with them,
so ours are hairy all over, and taller.

When you hear them grunt and shreik, and they get real mushroomy smelling, they are preparing to mate.
Every year hunting...we save one bullet...you know, just incase. :shock:

OK, I'll admit that there are some that you don't dare open the back door or they'll go out and graze. But there are others that... You take one look at them, and you'll be slipping on your own tongue just like a banana peel. It doesn't mean that they actually are any better, but they do look far better.

[Syncrosonix]

there's not enough clear eyes in the world that can wash the nasty from my eyes.

*barf*

[Syncrosonix]

here's one to check out:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e24_1182973046

[Useless]

This is Anything And Everything Truck Driver Related ?

Obviously, Blind Driver,

This is CLEARLY truck driver related;

She needs an "OVERSIZED LOAD" permit just to walk down the sidewalk, much less cross the street!!

Some mechanic out there will be kept quite busy, and make a handsome living off of her, what with having to replace the entire suspension system in her truck every 300 miles!!

She can't possibly fit into a car!!

Last week, she was fined by DOT for not having a back up horn strapped to her waist!!