How Many 5 yr. olds Could You Take In A Fight?

[vavega]

18??

i need more training. maybe get a couple of them to say "are we there yet" 50 million times and i'll be the female rocky :shock:

[RebelDarlin]

double post

[RebelDarlin]

You could take on 25 five year old kids in a fight.

[TruckerChris]

28 here... I could get a lot more if I could ram my truck into their school bus...

[gmh]

28 here... I could get a lot more if I could ram my truck into their school bus...

Are you a Crete driver?

Oh, man, that's in poor taste....

[Syncrosonix]

i'll even use them as a weapon. anything goes when it come to fighting off 5 year olds.

[Roadhog]

I really don't get it. I only got 20.

..but mine were mostly little girls and they were vicious little demons.
I remember chewing on some kids ankle while being repeatedly poked in the eye, before I passed out.

[Ratdog]

I really don't get it. I only got 20.

..but mine were mostly little girls and they were vicious little demons.
I remember chewing on some kids ankle while being repeatedly poked in the eye, before I passed out.

Road, I got 23, so I'm with you! Now if this was like a children of the corn scenario, these little ba$tards are going down! Well when I run out of magazines, then I'm running like hell :!:

[Colts Fan]

Looks like I could take on 31 of them. 8)

[Syncrosonix]

I really don't get it. I only got 20.

..but mine were mostly little girls and they were vicious little demons.
I remember chewing on some kids ankle while being repeatedly poked in the eye, before I passed out.

Road, I got 23, so I'm with you! Now if this was like a children of the corn scenario, these little ba$tards are going down! Well when I run out of magazines, then I'm running like hell :!:

*creepy demonic voice*

malachi wants you, too....malachi wants you, too! FOR HE WHO WALKS BEHIND THE ROSE! :twisted: :twisted:

[blazer]

If you can't explain to a 5 year old what you're doing, than you don't know what you're doing.

[worldisnotenough]

what do you mean?

[Roadhog]

Blazer is validating his signature.
Really...what are the odds?
He should buy a lottery ticket quick! 8) :P

[Ratdog]

I really don't get it. I only got 20.

..but mine were mostly little girls and they were vicious little demons.
I remember chewing on some kids ankle while being repeatedly poked in the eye, before I passed out.

Road, I got 23, so I'm with you! Now if this was like a children of the corn scenario, these little ba$tards are going down! Well when I run out of magazines, then I'm running like hell :!:

*creepy demonic voice*

malachi wants you, too....malachi wants you, too! FOR HE WHO WALKS BEHIND THE ROSE! :twisted: :twisted:

Yeah Sync, can hear him now. Nothing better than ending up in the wrong town with a bunch of little freaks trying to kill you.

[terrylamar]

My number was 32. I reject this number catagorically. I have had experience fighting 5 year olds. Not knock down drag out type fights, otherwise I would not be posting here. Nevertheless, I have been in fights with large numbers of 5 year olds. Much harder fights than simply taking them out. I had to fight them put them down without harming a hair on their heads. Mothers tend to frown on bloodied children. What kind of life lesson is that? That allowed the little rug rats to get up and fight again.

I was a martial arts instructor teaching the childrens class.

Another reason I think I can take more than 32 5 year olds is that the numbers most of you are posting are between 20 and 30 something 5 years olds you can take in a fight. Well, I can take at least five of you in any given day. I'm saying I can take everyone of you, but I bet there are more combinations of five that I can take than I cannot take. That being the unproven case, :wink: if, on average you can take 25 and I can take five of you that means I can take 125 5 year olds.

I am willing to put my reputation on the line, if you want to put up some of your 5 year olds mano a mano, I will take them out in a heart beat. 8)

Oh, and by the way, don't expect to get any of them back in working order.

Either that or you all can pick over my stuff, which ever is the case. :shock:

[Roadhog]

This kid knows the ancient art of Wu Tang.

I think she alone!! ..can take out any one here.
Her weapons are screaming, puking, hitting in the groin, stomping the foot, poking the eyes,
bending the fingers back, just warming up to her advance skills of Wu Tang... which ...well...lets just say...
you'd be better off having a pit bull clamp onto your nads. :shock: