How old are you

[Fredog]

younger than fredog
older than Fredog
same age as Fredog
How old is Fredog
Who is Fredog?

[golfhobo]

younger than fredog
older than Fredog
same age as Fredog
How old is Fredog
Who is Fredog?

I "THINK" we're about the same age, but today.... I feel older than DIRT!

But, not as old as my father (a minister) who has solid white/silver hair. One Sunday, he was honored by the church for his 75th? birthday... and afterwards, a little boy from the Children's Church came up to him and innocently asked, "Did YOU know MOSES??"

"Did YOU know MOSES??"

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mommee]

Since I know you have a teenage son, I am must be young than Fredog and definitely younger than Hobo. :wink:

As for ''who is Fredog?" Do we really want to know..... :shock:

Since I know you have a teenage son, I am must be young than Fredog and definitely younger than Hobo. :wink:

And since my boys are older than mommee's kids and younger than Fredog but I'm older than Fredog, younger than Moses but may be the same age as Hobo that makes my mommee younger than me? Something wrong with that?

[mommee]

And since my boys are older than mommee's kids and younger than Fredog but I'm older than Fredog, younger than Moses but may be the same age as Hobo that makes my mommee younger than me? Something wrong with that?

This mommee is probably younger than you. I don't know about your mommy. Hey, since when did I become your mommee.

But I think Fredog is older than Hobo, so he is younger than you-Steve.He is between Steve Booth and Hobo.

You all following me so far? :wink:

You all following me so far? :wink:

I'm too confused now. I think I'll go watch Easy Rider for the millionth time instead.

[Fredog]

You all following me so far? :wink:

I'm too confused now. I think I'll go watch Easy Rider for the millionth time instead.

best idea I heard all day

[Roadhog]

I'm one of the oldsters here.
That's why I'm not hitting on yer dotters, and continue relentlessly begging for your wife's hott single friends.

Now that Jessica Alba is having a baby, and refusing to acknowledge my claims of being the father
...I am hoping desperately Celine Dion will dump her husband for a younger man
...namely me...or at least lift the restraining order against me. :?

I'm still holding out for Peggy Flemming.

[mommee]

Fredog-you started this.

I think I just threw up a little.

[Fredog]

Fredog-you started this.

you're welcome

[Roadhog]

:? Since its too late for me to take Anne Hathaway, Cameron Diaz,
Elizabeth Hurley, and Kate Hudson ALL to Hawaii for a New Year's hot tub party....

I'm just posting here to meet chix. :P

[mommee]

Fredog-you started this.

you're welcome

okay - so how old are you? after all that confusion :wink:

[golfhobo]

:? Since its too late for me to take Anne Hathaway, Cameron Diaz,
Elizabeth Hurley, and Kate Hudson ALL to Hawaii for a New Year's hot tub party....

I'm just posting here to meet chix. :P

Sorry, Hoggie..... even CHIX know that any man who would "settle" for Celine Dion is "TOO NEEDY!" :shock:

I can GUARANTEE that I've gone longer without .... um.... attention, than YOU have.... and "I" would rather go to my grave as a MONK than to settle for HER! :shock:

YOU are ONE sick animal!!!! :wink:

[Fredog]

:? Since its too late for me to take Anne Hathaway, Cameron Diaz,
Elizabeth Hurley, and Kate Hudson ALL to Hawaii for a New Year's hot tub party....

I'm just posting here to meet chix. :P

Sorry, Hoggie..... even CHIX know that any man who would "settle" for Celine Dion is "TOO NEEDY!" :shock:

I can GUARANTEE that I've gone longer without .... um.... attention, than YOU have.... and "I" would rather go to my grave as a MONK than to settle for HER! :shock:

YOU are ONE sick animal!!!! :wink:

I hear Britney and Lindsey may be available. (at least for a couple hours)

[golfhobo]

:? Since its too late for me to take Anne Hathaway, Cameron Diaz,
Elizabeth Hurley, and Kate Hudson ALL to Hawaii for a New Year's hot tub party....

I'm just posting here to meet chix. :P

Sorry, Hoggie..... even CHIX know that any man who would "settle" for Celine Dion is "TOO NEEDY!" :shock:

I can GUARANTEE that I've gone longer without .... um.... attention, than YOU have.... and "I" would rather go to my grave as a MONK than to settle for HER! :shock:

YOU are ONE sick animal!!!! :wink:

I hear Britney and Lindsey may be available. (at least for a couple hours)

From YOUR lips to the JUDGE'S ears!! I THINK I am NEXT on their "to call" list! And as luck would have it.... I'm home for a day or two... so I just MIGHT have a few moments of my LIFE to spare them! :wink:

Now.... WHERE did I put my Coke??

[Roadhog]

Sorry, Hoggie..... even CHIX know that any man who would "settle" for Celine Dion is "TOO NEEDY!" :shock:

? What? Huh? :shock:
Hobo...are you serious?
Look, Celine is no super model, but she is a natural beauty, with a
unique look. She also LIKES old men! ......DUDE...THAT ALONE
gives her points!!

She is also the finest song Bird on the Planet!
selling over 200 million albums.
Here is Celine just a couple months ago. Watch and listen.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Mup1Wj7i-h4

In this clip she does a song I have really loved since I heard
Ann Wilson of Heart sing it, back in the 70's. You must remember the
Wilson sisters! I'd still run up to Ann on all fours. She is chubby
now, but a weekend with me...and... :twisted:

This also is very recent, as this song is featured on her new album
Taking Chances.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_GoY1iLXG7U&feature=related

[RebelDarlin]

How old am I?