How old are you

[Roadhog]

:? When I hit on lovely women and they end up leaving the party with Sean Connery, it really steams my beans.

But I can't lower my standards to include women who are downright frightening, or so homely that I have to check their DNA to ensure they're human. :sad:

[RebelDarlin]

Ya, just go over to the womans forum and suggest that they all watch Sleepless in Seattle like you did. Don't forget to mention that your eyes watered up many times.

Dumbest movie I've ever seen.

[RebelDarlin]

Of course, that's because women WITHOUT fat butts, think they are too GOOD for us "average" guys! Therefore.... We ALL go home alone!

Of course, I don't ALWAYS go home alone! :wink:

I don't think I'm too good for "the average guy". I married one.

Honestly, I didn't think you always went home alone. Everyone gets lucky sooner or later. :wink:

You're absolutely RIGHT! Sometimes I get desperate! Sometimes, I just feel like being BENEVOLENT!

Either way...... SOME nights, even the girls with FAT BUTTS get LUCKY!!!

[ Slam dunk THAT.... DREW!! ]

Do like I do. Put them on the Jack Daniel's diet. It WORKS! One night I drank almost 200 pounds off one gal I met. :P

Jose Quervo works too!

[RebelDarlin]

:? When I hit on lovely women and they end up leaving the party with Sean Connery, it really steams my beans.

But I can't lower my standards to include women who are downright frightening, or so homely that I have to check their DNA to ensure they're human. :sad:

Next time you're at a party with Sean Connery, call me please! :wink:

[Roadhog]

"Dumbest movie I've ever seen"....[..in reference to Sleepless in Seattle.]

It had Meg Ryan in it!
I whimpered, cried, salivated, and bit my fist often.
I gave that movie... 3 thumbs up.
and it could have had Chinese subtitles for all I care.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...M-E-G ...R-Y-A-N...

[RebelDarlin]

"Dumbest movie I've ever seen"....[..in reference to Sleepless in Seattle.]

It had Meg Ryan in it!
I whimpered, cried, salivated, and bit my fist often.
I gave that movie... 3 thumbs up.
and it could have had Chinese subtitles for all I care.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...M-E-G ...R-Y-A-N...

Nice girl, but not my type! BTW neither is Tom Hanks....EEEWWW!

[mommee]

Do like I do. Put them on the Jack Daniel's diet. It WORKS! One night I drank almost 200 pounds off one gal I met. :P

How many gallons did you drink that night ? :shock:

[Roadhog]

I just think whomever changed the topic of this thread to wimmin, must be
sheer genius that...

knowing, long as it is out there in print, uber-babes like Kate Beckinsale might see it, and fall adoringly into your arms.

Ooop's hang on... I have a few more PM's.... gotta go...
BTW... I think mommee is really Jenny McCarthy. :wink: ...just sayin'.

[golfhobo]

I just think whomever changed the topic of this thread to wimmin, must be
sheer genius that...

Um.... that would be YOU, Hoggie! But, you KNEW that, right? :wink:

I think, to date, you have changed the topic of EVERY thread to "Wimmin'"

Not that I'm complaining!! The "visual aids" have been a real boon to my (A)sexual life!! :wink:

[Roadhog]

All I really know is, if I was granted three wishes right now...

I'd wish I could slap my boss's wife into a corner and have my way with her.

...but if nothing else, I wish my boss's wife would walk around the office naked, so I'd know when she has a stick up her b**t.

My third wish would be, I wish Alicia Silverstone was my personal groomer.

...and if I got a "kicker wish"...
I'd wish I could be Celine Dion's new vocal instructor. She has an amazing 5- octave range. But I think I could teach her some new lows. :?

[BanditsCousin]

I think I'm younger than Fredog.

[Roadhog]

I think I'm younger than Fredog.

I know I'm a lot more immature... ... :?

That's why I get to say things like...
I'd bang Lindsay Lohan like a screen door in a wind storm.

[mommee]

I'm younger than roadhog, maybe a tad more mature. :wink:

Definitely older than Banditscousin, although I may look about his age. And I'm definitely more beautiful. 8)

Maybe roadhog and fredog are close in age?

[wildkat]

Not a trap...The chart explains it to a point.

I am older than I look and younger than I feel.

How's that for an answer? 8)

Fredog just said in another thread I must be really old cuz I saw Duel in the theater. It wasn't that long ago, I remember it. :wink:

Hear hear Reb...Older than I look...definitely younger than I feel!!! 'Specially these days!

[Colts Fan]

28, which is about 62 years younger than Fredog. :wink:

[Orangetxguy]

This also is very recent, as this song is featured on her new album
Taking Chances.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_GoY1iLXG7U&feature=related

I've always like her legs...and I'm a pure "Tush" guy!! But Dude..I do believe the chick playin the Cello behing her might just be hot!

But whut do I know...I just had 3 margaritas.


Or was that 3 Margarets???

[Roadhog]

I do believe the chick playin the Cello behing her might just be hot!

[Fredog]

28, which is about 62 years younger than Fredog. :wink:

[Trukrswyfe]

Sorry Fred but But I just had to

Anne Hathaway

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5_gtIj7L84

little camio by Heidie Clume

[Roadhog]

Sorry Fred but But I just had to

yeah, I doubt he'd see the attraction. :?

...but Anne has the most kissable lips.

No one beats Freddie Mercury at that song, and I've heard too many try.
Also, hard to copy Brian May. I still try myself, so I'm no better than any other poser.