Received the Following E-mail......What you think???

[headborg]

Dear,

I am BARRISTER TONY BUTU an attorney to late MRS. GLORIA HUDSON.

I have been the attorney to Late Mrs. Gloria Hudson for 5yrs before she
died. However, before my client died she wrote her WILL as she had no
children so she WILLED her house to the orphanage home and SHE WILLED
HER
LIFE SAVINGS TO YOU in which your email was picked up randomly for a
draw
that made you the beneficiary.

Since the death of my client, the bank and I have been trying to
contact
you but all effort we made proved abortive but I thank God that I
finally
found where I kept your email address which she gave to me. Note I do
not
know you before but am courageous to contact you as directed.

Anyway, I want to inform you that this fund deposited on your name is
due
for collection and you are required to contact me so that I can present
you and the claim papers to the paying bank for immediate transfer of
your
fund to your nominated bank account.

The entire claim papers associated to this deposit valued for US$2.5
Million, is ready and it is with me. Call me if you are ready for your
claims and I assure you before 7 working days you will receive

your fund.

Best Regards
__________________________________________________ ________

I'm laughing my ass off!

Call me???
How??? you didn't include a phone number or a Business Address.

My email picked up randomly for a draw to become the beneficary--
since her death all our efforts to contact you have failed????????

Why??? you had my email address right?

finally I found where I kept your email address that She gave me???

so what, the poor lonely woman randomly drew my email address before she died?

courageous to contact me hell!....if you're really a Lawyer- executing a Will--it's your legal responsibility----else you could be dis-barred.

if the money is deposited in my NAME--(That would imply you have my Name)--then finding me would have been much easier--wouldn't it?
could have even addressed this letter to me by name.

[Rokk]

Are you suprised, ?

is this the first time you have gotten this kind of email? generally one can see a pattern in these kinds of things, soon you might get one claiming to be from a hit man, that was hired to end your xistance. and then they progress to try to extort money from you saying you can live if you pay hem more than their employer did


you must be on the list in nigeria for random drawings now. lucky you, you just could win the unkrainian email lottery next for millions of dollars.

jackpot!

[all18wheels]

i get atleast one a week.
when i first got an email about 10 years ago, i would put my email address out anywhere. i get all kinds of junk. alot of times, my spam filter cant even keep up. when i changed my email a couple years ago, i was careful where i let my email address get out to. i hardly get any junk on my new one.

[Roadhog]

NOTE TO SELF

Locutus of Borg...finish attack on the massed Federation armada at Wolf 359.
Then proceed to Sector 001. Quit dicking around with these sub-life forms. :borg:


btw...I observed your Favorite Trainee at the Wheel
I think she is tense...isn't she gripping those cockswangs too tight?

[headborg]

NOTE TO SELF

Locutus of Borg...finish attack on the massed Federation armada at Wolf 359.
Then proceed to Sector 001. Quit dicking around with these sub-life forms. :borg:


btw...I observed your Favorite Trainee at the Wheel
I think she is tense...isn't she gripping those cockswangs too tight?

ohhh yes, excellent observation....white-nuckles all the way---I'll instruct her later tonight on the proper gripping of MY cockswang.

She's bored!.....the recruiter told her she'd see the lots of scenery....but so
far all she's seen is what's on either side and ahead of the ship.....and the sleeper bunk.

[Roadhog]

Well...let her know...we all... will be happy to stand behind her. ....Arrh Cap'em

She's bored!

...or she's just wondering what nail polish to use next.

[vavega]

obviously she's never seen one that hard and is wondering what to do next :P :nervous: :mrgreen:

[Twilight Flyer]

Yeah, the "hit-man" one is my all-time favorite:

Good day,

I want you to read this message very carefully, and keep the secret with you till further notice, You have no need of knowing who i am, where am from, till i make out a space for us to see, i have been paid $50,000.00 in advance to terminate you with some reasons listed to me by my employers, its one i believe you call a friend, i have followed you closely for one week and three days now, i have your phone, computer and cell phone bug even your home telephone. I am monitoring whatever you are doing and if you try to act stupid then i shall proceed. Also doing this i have seen that you are innocent of the accusation, Do not contact the police or F.B.I. or try to send a copy of
this to them, because if you do i will know, and might be pushed to do what i have being paid to do, beside, this is the first time I turned out to be a betrayer in my job.

Now, listen, i will arrange for us to see face to face but before that i need the amount of $100,000.00 and you will have nothing to be afraid of. I will be coming to see you in your office or home determine where you wish we meet, do not set any camera to cover us or set up any tape to record our
conversation, my employer is in my control now, You will need to pay $40,000.00 to the account i will provide for you, before we will set our first meeting, after you have make the first advance payment to the account, i will give you the tape that contains his request for me to terminate you, which will be enough evidence for you to take him to court (if you wish to), then the balance will be paid later.

You don't need my phone contact for now till am assured you are ready to comply good.

Lucky You.

I actually keep that one in my in-box. It's my badge of honor to be on someone's hit list.

[Roadhog]

I actually keep that one in my in-box. It's my badge of honor to be on someone's hit list.

Awww, that just chokes me all up. :evil: I'll write you another one then!

...and if that doesn't work...... I'ma gonna start flinging my feces at you...hoo hoo :evil:

[headborg]

Actually, this is the first time I've gotten anything like this.....usually it's just the usual spam--- you've won this price, to claim it fill out this survey -crap like that to get you to click here...here...do more surveys etc.

This was actually kinda entertaining, but sick at the same time( using the death of someone)....and if it wasn't so stupidly written, incomplete -----I guess, some people would actually respond and send a check, I'm sure when you respond- they tell you--you got to "pay" the taxes on that 2.5million to get it "released"---people get "taken" all the time.

[LA to Cleveland]

Share it with the the FTC at spam@uce.org

[Mr. Ford95]

Of course people get taken, the saying goes, "Sucker born every minute." They usually send this stuff out en mass hoping that an elderly person or some plain dumb fool will fall for it. It works all the time as the FBI and Secret Service are constantly going out to meet with people who have been scammed. No more doing it face to face with some coc and bull story about housework needing done or something.

[Malaki86]

Yeah, the "hit-man" one is my all-time favorite:

Good day,

I want you to read this message very carefully, and keep the secret with you till further notice, You have no need of knowing who i am, where am from, till i make out a space for us to see, i have been paid $50,000.00 in advance to terminate you with some reasons listed to me by my employers, its one i believe you call a friend, i have followed you closely for one week and three days now, i have your phone, computer and cell phone bug even your home telephone. I am monitoring whatever you are doing and if you try to act stupid then i shall proceed. Also doing this i have seen that you are innocent of the accusation, Do not contact the police or F.B.I. or try to send a copy of
this to them, because if you do i will know, and might be pushed to do what i have being paid to do, beside, this is the first time I turned out to be a betrayer in my job.

Now, listen, i will arrange for us to see face to face but before that i need the amount of $100,000.00 and you will have nothing to be afraid of. I will be coming to see you in your office or home determine where you wish we meet, do not set any camera to cover us or set up any tape to record our
conversation, my employer is in my control now, You will need to pay $40,000.00 to the account i will provide for you, before we will set our first meeting, after you have make the first advance payment to the account, i will give you the tape that contains his request for me to terminate you, which will be enough evidence for you to take him to court (if you wish to), then the balance will be paid later.

You don't need my phone contact for now till am assured you are ready to comply good.

Lucky You.

I actually keep that one in my in-box. It's my badge of honor to be on someone's hit list.

Did you at least feel good about yourself that someone was going to pay $50k to kill you? Think about it, they could've said that they were paid $25.00 to do it :wink:

[headborg]

Yeah, In south Detroit they'd do it--just hoping there was $25.00 in your wallet, and if there wasn't they'd stand there and kick your dying ass for costing them a cap and not being worth it.

[Twilight Flyer]

Did you at least feel good about yourself that someone was going to pay $50k to kill you? Think about it, they could've said that they were paid $25.00 to do it

Yeah, if they put out a $25 dollar hit on me, I'd probably put a hit out on myself for $50,000. At least then, I could die with some dignity.

[Roadhog]

Yeah, if they put out a $25 dollar hit on me, I'd probably put a hit out on myself for $50,000. At least then, I could die with some dignity.

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