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Thread: New Bumper Sticker!!

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    fuelman is offline Member fuelman is an unknown poster at this point.  Don't let him/her around power tools just yet.
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    Default New Bumper Sticker!!

    I want to have a bumper sticker made and place it next to my hazmat placard on the back of the tanker,,,,

    HEY *****HOLE, THE SPACE IN THE FRONT OF THIS TRUCK IS FOR SAFTEY SO DON'T CUT ME OFF AND BLOW US UP!!!!

    Hmmmm, maybe to many words,,

    Anyway, what would your bumper sticker say????

    Peace Out, 8) 8)
    Fuelman

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    http://www.makesigns.com/
    Just click the above link. They make custom bumper stickers. You can design it online, try it and see what it would cost.
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    In fairly small print:

    "IF you can read this, I hope your life insurance is current!"

    or:

    "If you're close enough to read this, you're a FOOL!"

    or (for truckers):

    "I hope YOUR brakes are better than MINE! "
    Remember... friends are few and far between.

    TRUCKIN' AIN'T FOR WUSSES!!!

    "I am willing to admit that I was wrong." The Rev.

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    IF IT WEREN'T FOR OTHER DUMBASSES
    YOU WOULD BE LONELY BACK OFF!!
    Remember,,,,,,, If you eat a live frog first thing every morning, you can rest assured it will likely be the worst thing you will have to do all day.

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    How about "keep on tailgating me and I'll step on my brakes real hard"
    Hurry Up & Wait

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    "BEWARE- I'm a schizophrenicc and so am I"
    LOUD PIPES SAVES LIVES

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    Mine: Warning Blonde moments happen with great frequency. Please wear a hard hat at all times"

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    Headlights in front
    Tailights in back
    Let's keep it that way!

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    If you drove a truck you would be working right now.
    Truck Driving an occupation consisting of hours of boredom interrupted by sheer terror!!

    "All the coolie carriers suck. Log 70, work 80-100, paid for 50." - the Great ColdFrostyMug



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mackman
    If you drove a truck you would be working right now.
    lol!
    The Alaska Highway is my playground!

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    How's my driving ? Call 1-800-EAT-*****

    If you don't like the way I drive, Stay Off The Sidewalk !

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    I saw one that said, "my son can beat up your honor student"

    A friend of mine has one on the back of his hopper bottom that says. "promote beef..run over a chicken"

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    Quote Originally Posted by COLT
    How's my driving ? Call 1-800-EAT-*****

    If you don't like the way I drive, Stay Off The Sidewalk !
    These already exist my friend, have seen them both lots. lol
    The Alaska Highway is my playground!

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    Mine is Protect Our Children Shoot A Sex Predator i love it i have them made and hand them out allllllllllllllll over town

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    Stop me if you've heard this one...

    Backups? We don't NEED no steenking backups ( for Swift Trucks )
    CAUTION: Driver just doesn't give a crap anymore
    Disgruntled Employee of the Month :evil:
    Forget about World Peace... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
    Horn Broken....Watch for finger!
    I saw it in a cartoon, but I'm pretty sure I can do it...
    I'm not deaf, my nickname is Roadhog
    Jesus is coming, everyone look busy
    My take home pay doesn't even take me home
    Sorry for driving so close infront of you
    Warning! Driver Chews Tobacco
    You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive

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    My signal is a warning signal not a courtesy signal.

    Four Wheelers:
    Why merge in a construction zone when you can just cut off big trucks when the lane runs out? 8)

    Why pay attention to professional drivers in the bad weather when they are going slow? It just means we can get ahead of them before the weather gets better.

    Why stay on the road and go slow when I can spin out on the ice and snow and end up in the median or ditch?

    No need to speed up and move over into the granny lane and leave enough room for the big truck. When I can just move over and slam on my brakes in front of them when someone is rushing me in the hammer lane.

    I can't use both brain cells to drive; only one is operational at all times!

    If I had more than 2 brain cells I'd be lost.

    Gee, what are those crazy truckers doing all lined up in one lane waiting to pass the accident. Certainly I'll be in the correct lane if it's the opposite lane than what the truckers are lined up in. 8)

    Why do those truckers insist on moving over all of a sudden? There's just some person on the shoulder. Certainly they won't just come out when I'm speeding by them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sizzle
    I can't use both brain cells to drive; only one is operational at all times!

    If I had more than 2 brain cells I'd be lost.
    okay now those 2 sound like my sister lol

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    "Quit Yer Bitchin And Drive"

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    Default More Bumper Stickers!

    More 4 Wheeler Bumper Stickers:

    Hey, I'm an invincable 4 wheel drive I won't end up in the ditch, median or in the back side of another vehicle.

    I will tell you that you are number one, but you better not tell me back that I'm number one. 8)

    Hey, trucker you're number one.

    Tell me, don't I look cool riding the backside of the vehicle in front of me?

    Never a dull moment, I fly instead of drive down the road.

    BTW, there will probably be more to come!

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