Trucker Bombs

[west_coaster]

Okay, this is why you don't toss out a water bottle filled with your liquid DNA. I was on a traffic stop the other night on the freeway, and guess what I step on as I'm walking back to my car? Yeah, a piss filled water bottle. So the cap blows off and it sprays my boot with someone's processed mountain dew. As you can probably tell I'm seething mad at this point. So I go get an evidence bag and some gloves, empty the rest of the magical juice out, and collect up the bottle. Later I took the lot numbers and bar code off the bottle and called up Aquafina (brand on the bottle). Turns out through the numbers they gave me the name of the distributor who bought that lot. The distributor in turn gave me the name of the store that it was sold to, Pilot Travel Center which is just down the freeway about 50 miles. So, I call up the Pilot, and talk to the manager. He gets me the info for the bar code on the water bottle and I find out when it was sold, oh, and the guy used his debit card. Now, in order to get the debit card info (i.e., owner) I would have to subpoena the bank that the card is through. Luck being on my side, the guy also used his "Pilot Driver Payback" card somewhere in this transaction. This info is owned by Pilot and the manager gladly gives it to me. So now I've got this guys name, personal info, and the company he drives for. Now I'm just waiting on a call back from his company so I can get his phone number to ask him a few questions.

The moral of the story? Don't throw out your nasty piss bottle on the road because a short-tempered cop might step on it and track you down :twisted: . Plus, it's just plain nasty as hell.

W.C.

[COLT]

:dung:

[Malaki86]

Wow - I didn't know every single bottle has it's own unique bar code on it. That's really amazing

[Mackman]

Okay, this is why you don't toss out a water bottle filled with your liquid DNA. I was on a traffic stop the other night on the freeway, and guess what I step on as I'm walking back to my car? Yeah, a piss filled water bottle. So the cap blows off and it sprays my boot with someone's processed mountain dew. As you can probably tell I'm seething mad at this point. So I go get an evidence bag and some gloves, empty the rest of the magical juice out, and collect up the bottle. Later I took the lot numbers and bar code off the bottle and called up Aquafina (brand on the bottle). Turns out through the numbers they gave me the name of the distributor who bought that lot. The distributor in turn gave me the name of the store that it was sold to, Pilot Travel Center which is just down the freeway about 50 miles. So, I call up the Pilot, and talk to the manager. He gets me the info for the bar code on the water bottle and I find out when it was sold, oh, and the guy used his debit card. Now, in order to get the debit card info (i.e., owner) I would have to subpoena the bank that the card is through. Luck being on my side, the guy also used his "Pilot Driver Payback" card somewhere in this transaction. This info is owned by Pilot and the manager gladly gives it to me. So now I've got this guys name, personal info, and the company he drives for. Now I'm just waiting on a call back from his company so I can get his phone number to ask him a few questions.

The moral of the story? Don't throw out your nasty piss bottle on the road because a short-tempered cop might step on it and track you down :twisted: . Plus, it's just plain nasty as hell.

W.C.

Sounds like someone is going alittle crazy. By the way if anyone would ever call me up about a pee bottle i would laugh right at them and tell them to get a life.

[Karnajj]

Okay, this is why you don't toss out a water bottle filled with your liquid DNA. I was on a traffic stop the other night on the freeway, and guess what I step on as I'm walking back to my car? Yeah, a piss filled water bottle. So the cap blows off and it sprays my boot with someone's processed mountain dew. As you can probably tell I'm seething mad at this point. So I go get an evidence bag and some gloves, empty the rest of the magical juice out, and collect up the bottle. Later I took the lot numbers and bar code off the bottle and called up Aquafina (brand on the bottle). Turns out through the numbers they gave me the name of the distributor who bought that lot. The distributor in turn gave me the name of the store that it was sold to, Pilot Travel Center which is just down the freeway about 50 miles. So, I call up the Pilot, and talk to the manager. He gets me the info for the bar code on the water bottle and I find out when it was sold, oh, and the guy used his debit card. Now, in order to get the debit card info (i.e., owner) I would have to subpoena the bank that the card is through. Luck being on my side, the guy also used his "Pilot Driver Payback" card somewhere in this transaction. This info is owned by Pilot and the manager gladly gives it to me. So now I've got this guys name, personal info, and the company he drives for. Now I'm just waiting on a call back from his company so I can get his phone number to ask him a few questions.

The moral of the story? Don't throw out your nasty piss bottle on the road because a short-tempered cop might step on it and track you down :twisted: . Plus, it's just plain nasty as hell.

W.C.

Sounds like someone is going alittle crazy. By the way if anyone would ever call me up about a pee bottle i would laugh right at them and tell them to get a life.

So you are one of those who practice this simian behavior?

[TCT]

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[BIG JEEP on 44's]

Okay, this is why you don't toss out a water bottle filled with your liquid DNA. I was on a traffic stop the other night on the freeway, and guess what I step on as I'm walking back to my car? Yeah, a piss filled water bottle. So the cap blows off and it sprays my boot with someone's processed mountain dew. As you can probably tell I'm seething mad at this point. So I go get an evidence bag and some gloves, empty the rest of the magical juice out, and collect up the bottle. Later I took the lot numbers and bar code off the bottle and called up Aquafina (brand on the bottle). Turns out through the numbers they gave me the name of the distributor who bought that lot. The distributor in turn gave me the name of the store that it was sold to, Pilot Travel Center which is just down the freeway about 50 miles. So, I call up the Pilot, and talk to the manager. He gets me the info for the bar code on the water bottle and I find out when it was sold, oh, and the guy used his debit card. Now, in order to get the debit card info (i.e., owner) I would have to subpoena the bank that the card is through. Luck being on my side, the guy also used his "Pilot Driver Payback" card somewhere in this transaction. This info is owned by Pilot and the manager gladly gives it to me. So now I've got this guys name, personal info, and the company he drives for. Now I'm just waiting on a call back from his company so I can get his phone number to ask him a few questions.

The moral of the story? Don't throw out your nasty piss bottle on the road because a short-tempered cop might step on it and track you down :twisted: . Plus, it's just plain nasty as hell.

W.C.

Do you have any stories involving the Tooth fairy Or the Easter Bunny ...perhaps Santa as it is that time of year ...However after you putting this thread up if you told me the sky was blue I would have to step outside to confirm the statement as true for myself :wink:

[Trukrswyfe]

How about having it dumped out the truck window. My husband was a plant super that loaded and unloaded trucks. When walking between the trucks one night at work a trucker emptied his bottle on my husband. Talk about disgusting. He excused himself from work to go home and change. This was a freezer plant so his coat and pants were still soaked and in -30 wet in someone else's piss, and he couldn't miss work as he was the boss at night.

Luckily it was a manly place to work so I am sure there was some kind of pay back.

Oh I forgot when traveling we like to Play count the trucker bombs, passes the time.

[Mackman]

So you are one of those who practice this simian behavior?

No i drive local and get paid by the hour. So if i have to piss i pull over and go to the bathroom and piss. And get paid to do it. I just think it is a joke a guy would go through all that over a piss jug. LOL im still crackin up.

[BIG JEEP on 44's]

So you are one of those who practice this simian behavior?

No i drive local and get paid by the hour. So if i have to piss i pull over and go to the bathroom and piss. And get paid to do it. I just think it is a joke a guy would go through all that over a piss jug. LOL im still crackin up.

Sounds like CSI pee bomb edition...But in reality it wouldn't matter if the story was true , Because you still don't know how the bottle/jug came to be along side the road ... :wink:

[BigDiesel]

Okay, this is why you don't toss out a water bottle filled with your liquid DNA. I was on a traffic stop the other night on the freeway, and guess what I step on as I'm walking back to my car? Yeah, a piss filled water bottle. So the cap blows off and it sprays my boot with someone's processed mountain dew. As you can probably tell I'm seething mad at this point. So I go get an evidence bag and some gloves, empty the rest of the magical juice out, and collect up the bottle. Later I took the lot numbers and bar code off the bottle and called up Aquafina (brand on the bottle). Turns out through the numbers they gave me the name of the distributor who bought that lot. The distributor in turn gave me the name of the store that it was sold to, Pilot Travel Center which is just down the freeway about 50 miles. So, I call up the Pilot, and talk to the manager. He gets me the info for the bar code on the water bottle and I find out when it was sold, oh, and the guy used his debit card. Now, in order to get the debit card info (i.e., owner) I would have to subpoena the bank that the card is through. Luck being on my side, the guy also used his "Pilot Driver Payback" card somewhere in this transaction. This info is owned by Pilot and the manager gladly gives it to me. So now I've got this guys name, personal info, and the company he drives for. Now I'm just waiting on a call back from his company so I can get his phone number to ask him a few questions.

The moral of the story? Don't throw out your nasty piss bottle on the road because a short-tempered cop might step on it and track you down :twisted: . Plus, it's just plain nasty as hell.

W.C.

Thank you for the info Barney Fife.....

[BIG JEEP on 44's]

Okay, this is why you don't toss out a water bottle filled with your liquid DNA. I was on a traffic stop the other night on the freeway, and guess what I step on as I'm walking back to my car? Yeah, a piss filled water bottle. So the cap blows off and it sprays my boot with someone's processed mountain dew. As you can probably tell I'm seething mad at this point. So I go get an evidence bag and some gloves, empty the rest of the magical juice out, and collect up the bottle. Later I took the lot numbers and bar code off the bottle and called up Aquafina (brand on the bottle). Turns out through the numbers they gave me the name of the distributor who bought that lot. The distributor in turn gave me the name of the store that it was sold to, Pilot Travel Center which is just down the freeway about 50 miles. So, I call up the Pilot, and talk to the manager. He gets me the info for the bar code on the water bottle and I find out when it was sold, oh, and the guy used his debit card. Now, in order to get the debit card info (i.e., owner) I would have to subpoena the bank that the card is through. Luck being on my side, the guy also used his "Pilot Driver Payback" card somewhere in this transaction. This info is owned by Pilot and the manager gladly gives it to me. So now I've got this guys name, personal info, and the company he drives for. Now I'm just waiting on a call back from his company so I can get his phone number to ask him a few questions.

The moral of the story? Don't throw out your nasty piss bottle on the road because a short-tempered cop might step on it and track you down :twisted: . Plus, it's just plain nasty as hell.

W.C.

I picture him licking ,and sniffing his boot trying figure out what was in the bottle ...

Thank you for the info Barney Fife.....

[ajritter04]

So unless the short-tempered cop actually witnessed said trucker actually littering, you can't really do much about it.

A) You could've gotten it out of a trash can somewhere.

B) The guy may have pulled over for some reason and it accidentally fell out.

C) Maybe a garbage truck that picked up the trash from the dumpster somewhere lost it going over a bump.

D) You could've picked up a random EMPTY bottle and pissed in it yourself.

E) Trucker may have bought the bottle for someone else who pissed in it then somehow placed it on the side of the road.

I know if I got a phone call from a cop about something like that, I'd laugh, then hang up on him and wait for a ticket, or summons, to show up in the mail. After that, I'd fight it in court, and most likely win, since the cop has no proof of how he acquired the bottle.

[gordoUSA]

ajritter04

Well, maybe unless your finger prints are all over the bottle and your DNA is inside the bottle.
Then you can laugh, and pay a good attorney $5-10K to defend yourself in court.
If you have it to waste (no pun intended) no big deal then.

[ben45750]

I know some truckers aren't too bright. But come on..... You actually think we are supposed to believe this :dung: story?

Honestly, how hard is to pay attention to what your doing? Don't step on the piss bombs, they are not that hard to see.

[ajritter04]

ajritter04

Well, maybe unless your finger prints are all over the bottle and your DNA is inside the bottle.
Then you can laugh, and pay a good attorney $5-10K to defend yourself in court.
If you have it to waste (no pun intended) no big deal then.

There are a lot of ways your fingerprints can end up on a bottle.
I worked for Pepsi as a delivery driver for almost a year, my fingerprints ended up on thousands of plastic bottles.

Again, we go back to the thing about how the bottle was acquired in the first place. Just for the sake of argument, we'll assume that the crime lab could be bothered to dust the bottle for prints and run DNA tests on it in between all their REAL cases. Now, once it goes to court, the driver can claim that it fell out of his truck when he pulled over. Hell, the driver could've done something stupid, but not necessarily illegal while driving and the cop saw him, followed him to a truck stop / rest area / etc. and while the driver was gone, went into the truck, grabbed the bottle and took it.

There's a thing called Burden of Proof. Yeah, his prints and DNA might be on and in the bottle respectively, but did the cop witness the guy throwing it? Are there any eyewitnesses that saw the trucker throw it out that can verify the company, truck number, and the actual person driving at the time the bottle was supposedly thrown out?

If not, the driver had his time wasted for no particular reason.
If he can, great, then the judge will fine him whatever the maximum penalty there is in that jurisdiction for LITTERING. Because, all in all, that's exactly what this is...a power tripping cop who wasn't paying attention where he was walking taking extreme measures for something that will never amount to anything but littering.

Oh, and a waste of resources in addition to littering. The exception being that this guy lives in some backwoods redneck town and they have nothing better to do.

As for spending $5k - 10k on a lawyer? You bet your ass I would pay that...right out of the settlement I would get for filing a Malicious Prosecution suit along with any incidental damages such as having to take time off from work to be involved in a frivolous lawsuit.

Regardless, it's all a big steaming pile of :dung:

[Phantom433a]

Why be a lazy pig and throw them out the window in the first place.....put them in a garbage can at a fuel stop.

[SilverWulf]

If he can, great, then the judge will fine him whatever the maximum penalty there is in that jurisdiction for LITTERING. Because, all in all, that's exactly what this is

Littering, yes. But...

In addition, it is illegal disposal of hazardous waste, which btw carries a HUGE fine and possible jail time.

[gordoUSA]

This all sort of proves the point, why go to all this trouble, expense and waste of time for a bottle of warm pee? I think most everyone will agree that when you get involved with the “justice” system the only winners are the lawyers, and the courts. As far as suing them, even if you are able to sue them, (depending on the state and jurisdiction,) good luck trying to collect.
Why not put personal excrement in the dumpster or a trash bin and be on your way. Only takes a few seconds.

[wepwawet]

I know why they toss them. Get DOTed with a piss bottle and they can nail you on no placerds/ transporting haz w/o a lic. OR so they told me when I went to school and ori. SO toss the bottle or chance a DOT and fine.


NOT saying its right but damed if you do and damed if you dont type thing and they are making their choice.