LOT LIZZARDS???

[davemaes]

I think I've had more trouble in the pickle parks than the truck stops.

[Rabbit one]

Well, once I said; No thanks, my wife is with me. And she was.THAT was a big mistake. In the dog house for a month.

Now thats funny.

[bluegrassdeb]

PackRat, I pitty the poor women who sleep with you not knowing what dirty holes you've put your thing into!

[Shawnee]

don't get into a fight with the lot lizards or you will wake up in the morning with your truck damaged :P

[ToxicWaste]

Spreading STD's to feed their dope habit, is not what I call "making a living"

Truckers themselves should be ashamed for even using their services.
Who's the bigger pig, the ***** or the "john"?

They're only spreading std's to the people stupid enough to screw them. I think of it as punishment...

[Fredog]

I met this one at a truckstop

[tweety bird]

There are some really funny posts in here...

To answer the OP, though.

I've been driving for 12 years. We used to have the occasional knock on the truck- maybe 3 or 4 times in the first couple of years we were driving. Of course, it was always my job to go say no. We had more problems with the guy from the freakin' grocer receiver knocking on the truck, to be perfectly honest.

I can't remember the last time I had a knock. I think mainly, these days they walk around and wait for you to contact them- flashing lights, honking, waving whatever.

You wanna see what it's really like? Go to the Ontario (California) TA west and wait till about sundown. Or sunup for that matter- those girls work hard.

What I hate is when you nasty souls are flashing your lights, honking or waving at me. DO I LOOK LIKE A FREAKING HOOKER? NO! I hate being at truck stops- I have to put on my truck stop attitude- eyes forward, walk straight, jeans and a sweatshirt if at all possible- doesn't work so well in July. If I'm not looking around for business, leave me alone!

And don't tell me it's a compliment. It's not. You want to compliment me, then respect me enough to treat me like a classy lady.

Sorry, rant over. That's kind of a sore spot.

Really- I realize that my post is full of potential puns and I don't mean a single one but I'm not editing for content.