It should be legal to _________!!!!!

[Malaki86]

Ok, fill in the blank with your favorite rant.

Mine: It should be legal to beat your dispatcher in the face with a decomposing chicken when they give you bad load information. Today's example: load info in the Qualcomm has delivery time of 2pm. Instructions say to not arrive more than one hour early. Fine, I arrive at 1pm on the nose. Park, walk to the guard shack to check in. Guess what - delivery time is 6pm.

How exactly does a 2 look like a 6?

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[Roadhog]

It should be legal to {.....spank yer monkey anytime you feel it is needed!!!!}

[Malaki86]

It should be legal to {.....spank yer monkey anytime you feel it is needed!!!!}

You mean it's NOT???!?!?!?!?!?!

[Blacksheep]

It should be legal to {.....spank yer monkey anytime you feel it is needed!!!!}

And just what has the little monkey done to you ?

[shyykatt]

Key word 'little' :P

[Roadhog]

It should be legal to.....


A. Get fresh with a Nun.
B. Make Confessions to a Nun instead of a Priest.
C. Help a Nun get rid of her Habit.
D. Be spanked by your Nun...anytime you feel it is needed.

:?

[Mackman]

drive out of state at 18

[Ridge Runner]

make people pass a knowledge test on the issues before being allowed to vote.

[Windwalker]

Give a 4-wheeler a "NUDGE" when they're doing 47 mph in the hammer-lane.

(and I do spank my monkey whenever I feel the need........ I think...)

[peterbilts suck]

It should be legal to>>>>> to run a mexican trucker off the road i have had it with them darn non speaking messyicans

[Jackrabbit379]

It should be legal to>>>>> to run a mexican trucker off the road i have had it with them darn non speaking messyicans

Dang. Just a hair harsh. :shock:
This one needs to be shot down. :P

[shyykatt]

It should be legal to>>>>> to run a mexican trucker off the road i have had it with them darn non speaking messyicans

Dang. Just a hair harsh. :shock:
This one needs to be shot down. :P

:shock: Oh my......had a bad day did we?

[BookBimbo]

It should not only be legal, but it should be a requirement that people with luggage in the overhead bins on airplanes be stapled to their seats until those people who don't feel the need to clog the aisles as people are attempting to deplane have all entered the terminal. Once the people who have sensibly checked their luggage have left, two people will board the plane, one with a staple puller and pliers (there are always a few staples that refuse to come out straight), the other with bandages.

[wot i life]

After placing a losing bet; it should be legal to challenge the jockey to a pistol duel :evil:
I just lost $20....
Can you tell?

[terrylamar]

make people pass a knowledge test on the issues before being allowed to vote.

That, and reinstate the poll tax. Make it madatory to own property. If you are receiving any type of subsidy from the goverment you cannot vote. I would say shoot all Democrats, but they would vote anyway.

[ceb]

it should be legal to kill a reciever that quits his job half way through unloading your truck on your last stop of a friday night

[terrylamar]

it should be legal to kill a reciever that quits his job half way through unloading your truck on your last stop of a friday night

Not as bad as your situation, but I just made a delivery to a place with Union workers. They were slow, very slow. They stopped for there 15 minute break, then later for a 45 minute lunch brake. There was no reason not to have me unloaded before the 15 minute brake. All pay should be performance based. I like to think I would be well off.

[ben45750]

To say nasty things about Condoleezza Rice and Laura Bush and not be crucified for it.

[Useless]

Give a 4-wheeler a "NUDGE" when they're doing 47 mph in the hammer-lane.

(and I do spank my monkey whenever I feel the need........ I think...)

Yeah, WW!!
Spanking you monkey is one thing. At my age, getting him to cry is another!!

[Roadhog]

Give a 4-wheeler a "NUDGE" when they're doing 47 mph in the hammer-lane.

(and I do spank my monkey whenever I feel the need........ I think...)

Yeah, WW!!
Spanking you monkey is one thing. At my age, getting him to cry is another!!

At least take him out and slap the dust off him! :?