[Golf]HOBO plays the MASTERS!!

[wot i life]

Young, hot, female Caddy's dressed in Bikini's.
Crowd may cheer loudly when they bend over to pick up the ball... :P 8)

....and GET RID of those Polite hush-mouthed Announcers...and allow the Crowd to try and distract the players....like in Baseball.

Maybe we could get rid of these Fairies...and get some Steriod-drinkin' sluggers in the game.

I like your kind of sport mate; like it a lot :wink:

[golfhobo]

There,s an old course on the Shetland Islands that is set to re-open. Windiest place in the U.K! Not a single tree can grow on the island due to constant gale force winds. Fancy a game there Hobo? :wink:

You BET! Mate! Who d'ya think taught Tiger the "stinger?" Was hittin' a long iron low into the wind before he was born!

In fact, ALL my drives 'defeat' the wind, and are straight as an arrow! The lack of TREES will make it easy for me! [but will take away some of the fun, and art, of it! :wink:

I'll "spot" ya 10 bucks (counting out the shillings...) and two holes! :shock:

[Nomad_]

There,s an old course on the Shetland Islands that is set to re-open. Windiest place in the U.K! Not a single tree can grow on the island due to constant gale force winds. Fancy a game there Hobo? :wink:

Hey WOT, long time no chat. Believe or not the wifey and I nearly decided to give Shetland islands a go when I retired from the Air Force. I was alread in Europe (Germany). Even wackier, we were also thinking about going to the "Inner Hebridies" to the Isle of Muck or Eigg. Umm, we would have definetly had to home school.... LOL. The British Government was trying to repopulate these island, so they had incentive schemes (free land/housing)....


http://www.islemuck.com/muck.htm

http://www.road-to-the-isles.org.uk/muck.html





After coming back to the states, I sometimes wonder if we should have

[wot i life]

Only complaint you could have with the Scottish Islands is that you have to walk leaning forward all of the time...
Nice to hear from you again mate :wink: