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Thread: Let us make History!

  1. 10-20-2006 06:17 AM #1
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    Default Let us make History!

    Well errrrm not exactly, but we could start a silly new "fad" which would have people all over the United States and United Kingdom wondering what the hell it means and where the hell it all started...
    Interested?
    Then read on...
    Here,s what I propose: Everytime you see a dirty truck or trailer, you write on the back of it "Not one but Two" and draw a little smiley like this ....If this catches on, then trucks all over the States and the U.K will be displaying our smileys and catchphrase. People will wonder what the hell it means or signifies and surely the press at some stage, will become involved.
    Any driver asked about "Not one but Two" will simply say He/She returned to their truck to find our phrase and smiley already there and appear completely mystified :shock: :shock:
    However, we the select chosen ones of C.A.D shall know all ..
    And that is, quite simply, zzzzzzzzzzzzzz Oh Dear! Wot has fallen asleep, perhaps he,ll enlighten us all (including himself) at a later date....
    Over to You Professor Hog...
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  2. 10-20-2006 07:58 AM #2
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    I started this morning and put the on my filthy trailer!


    Truck is spotless, just came out of the wash bay before I left yesterday morning
    Finally, I'm on the road!


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  3. 10-24-2006 05:23 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yanke_driver
    I started this morning and put the on my filthy trailer!


    Truck is spotless, just came out of the wash bay before I left yesterday morning
    No one else seems interested.... Awww well...
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  4. 10-24-2006 05:40 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by wot i life
    Quote Originally Posted by Yanke_driver
    I started this morning and put the on my filthy trailer!


    Truck is spotless, just came out of the wash bay before I left yesterday morning
    No one else seems interested.... Awww well...
    Well Wot i life I'm for it but there isn't much of a place to put that on a lowboy or dump trailer.
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  5. 10-24-2006 06:29 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by NascarFan

    Well Wot i life I'm for it but there isn't much of a place to put that on a lowboy or dump trailer.
    I understand that mate, so why not just write it on some scruffy bastards tautliner trailer
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  6. 10-24-2006 08:23 AM #6
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    Wot....
    "Not one but Two" translated into lower Engleesh is "Show me yer Tits" :?

    My personal favorite is.......



    regards...Professor Hog, PhDfft :? 8) :P :twisted: :?: :idea: :!: :arrow: :wink:
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  7. 10-24-2006 09:07 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by roadhog
    Wot....
    "Not one but Two" translated into lower Engleesh is "Show me yer Tits" :?

    My personal favorite is.......



    regards...Professor Hog, PhDfft :? 8) :P :twisted: :?: :idea: :!: :arrow: :wink:
    You know better than saying that
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    Quote Originally Posted by yoopr
    You know better than saying that
    Too Low of Engleesh?
    I considered BaZoomba's... :?
    Boobie's sounds too desperate.

    How about...Knocker's?

    TaTa's???
    Jug's???
    .............. ....am I in trouble again?? :?
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  9. 10-24-2006 11:01 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by roadhog
    Quote Originally Posted by yoopr
    You know better than saying that
    Too Low of Engleesh?
    I considered BaZoomba's... :?
    Boobie's sounds too desperate.

    How about...Knocker's?

    TaTa's???
    Jug's???
    .............. ....am I in trouble again?? :?
    nah-Never knew you were in trouble in the First place-Paranoid? :P
    get your buck yet?
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    I got me a buck,Sunday night. Looked like an 8 point. Not very big. I just remember seeing him come out of nowhere,and I mashed about 40lbs of air on the brakes,and all 18 tires layed rubber. I thought about throwing him up in the freezer,till I got home,but after I heard the thump,thump,thump,thump,I figured,there wasnt much left. :P
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    :? Yep...(hoike-spit)
    (move toothpick from one corner of mouth to the other)
    Youse Texicans are spoiled when it comes to steaks. :P

    We'd consider that meat tenderized. Did we invent "cube steak" ?
    I don't know....but I know the Indian Bro's around here taught us...
    when you get older...you get a young Squaw to chew your meat for you. :shock:

    Course....nowadays that cost too much. :?
    Now we use a waffle-looking hammer..(much like a drive tire)
    and beat the meat! Don't youse guy's ever beat your meat???
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  12. 10-25-2006 08:26 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jackrabbit379
    I got me a buck,Sunday night. Looked like an 8 point. Not very big. I just remember seeing him come out of nowhere,and I mashed about 40lbs of air on the brakes,and all 18 tires layed rubber. I thought about throwing him up in the freezer,till I got home,but after I heard the thump,thump,thump,thump,I figured,there wasnt much left. :P
    If you hit a deer hit it in the Head with your Truck otherwise you're gonna have bloodshot inedible Meat-A plus if you're hauling a Reefer :P
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  13. 10-25-2006 09:24 AM #13
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    Default Re: Let us make History!

    Quote Originally Posted by wot i life
    Well errrrm not exactly, but we could start a silly new "fad" which would have people all over the United States and United Kingdom wondering what the hell it means and where the hell it all started...
    Interested?
    Then read on...
    Here,s what I propose: Everytime you see a dirty truck or trailer, you write on the back of it "Not one but Two" and draw a little smiley like this ....If this catches on, then trucks all over the States and the U.K will be displaying our smileys and catchphrase. People will wonder what the hell it means or signifies and surely the press at some stage, will become involved.
    Any driver asked about "Not one but Two" will simply say He/She returned to their truck to find our phrase and smiley already there and appear completely mystified :shock: :shock:
    However, we the select chosen ones of C.A.D shall know all ..
    And that is, quite simply, zzzzzzzzzzzzzz Oh Dear! Wot has fallen asleep, perhaps he,ll enlighten us all (including himself) at a later date....
    Over to You Professor Hog...
    I love it! Awesome idea to brighten up a Nightdrives life while not useing brightlights!
    BUTSince my name is 'ONE" if I wrote "Not ONE, but TWO' on me backdoor, My shrink will think I have a personality conflict a prescribe meds.

    About the CUBESTEAK, chew on this CUBE
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  14. 10-25-2006 11:46 PM #14
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    Welcome aboard our silly,meaningless little venture, One :wink:
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    Saw a 4-wheeler follow a truck into a truck stop yesterday. When the driver parked, the woman got out of the car and went up to the truck and stood on the step. It was pretty obvious that she wanted him to roll his window down, and he was having no part of it. It went on for almost half an hour, then she left in a huff.

    When I went inside, I got a look at the back of his trailer.....
    BIGGEST BOOBS WINS A FREE CB

    She might have been able to win HANDS DOWN.... Almost as big as the rest of her. No idea how she fit behind the wheel of the car. Glad she wasn't at MY truck.
    Destroy the cities...
    and they will rebuild them.
    Destroy the farms...
    and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.

    Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker...
    and grass will grow in the executive offices.

    The bill has come due.
    ( R E T I R E D , and glad of it)

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    every trailer i hooked so far this week is done
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    Quote Originally Posted by ceb
    every trailer i hooked so far this week is done
    EXCELLENT! well done...
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