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Roadhog · #**331** 10-31-2006, 12:06 PM

STILL NOTHING...or NOTHING STILL
(all depending on which side of the camera you are on) :shock:

...c-c-can you see what is behind me??? (whimper)
It's cold and dark and s-s-sa-sa-soooo STILL. :shock:

wot i life · #**332** 10-31-2006, 01:02 PM

Nothing ever hurt anybody right?
But you can,t live on nothing
So eating nothing would kill ya?
So how could nothing ever not hurt anybody?
Lets declare war on nothing.... yeah..
Lets start a war bout nothing......
:twisted:

Roadhog · #**333** 10-31-2006, 01:12 PM

:lol: Sorry...you can't...because that would be doing Something.
Unless your troops do Nothing. :?

Ofcourse, then Nothing would be Accomplished.
Again...that would be something.

Anyway...to win this war...you would need an exit strategy.
I suggest do Nothing and choose to be "still" about it....
Then you can not be stopped.

wot i life · #**334** 10-31-2006, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roadhog

:lol: Sorry...you can't...because that would be doing Something.
Unless your troops do Nothing. :?

Ofcourse, then Nothing would be Accomplished.
Again...that would be something.

Anyway...to win this war...you would need an exit strategy.
I suggest do Nothing and choose to be "still"about it....
Then you can not be stopped.

Exactiacaally the strategy I was looking for, Baron Emptiness (get it? barren.. Baron...)
But how shall I order my troops to do nothing when giving instruction constitutes an action on my behalf?
In fact, my submitting the question was indeed an action and I ought to shot on sight.
But who could pull the trigger?
Certainly not you my good friend as your commitment to nothing knows no bounds. :wink:
Abject nothingness reigns supreme
And so it is that I must perish in a land of nothing :cry:

Roadhog · #**335** 10-31-2006, 01:38 PM

Take solace in knowing one can not really say they have nothing. First be grateful we are talking about Nothing, and not Zero.

There is an infinite amount of Something between Nothing and Absolute Zero. This will always afford you some leeway. There really is always Something, no matter how minute. Although, there seems to be a finite difference between Zero and Absolute Zero.

Mathematical Zero is a rational number that is used to describe quantities that are Nothing, neither positive nor negative. Unlike its closely related cousin, Infinity, Zero is defined.

When it comes to near zero....this is treated differently in math. This is called a limit. It is the result when x approches 0, as opposed to x = 0.

To do Nothing...and still have Nothing come of it...you have some contingency. In the Realm of Nothingness....Nothing is Impossible, yet Nothing is Certain. It is like slamming a revolving door. :P

wot i life · #**336** 10-31-2006, 01:45 PM

Slamming a revolving door?
By Jove!
You,ve reached the same conclusion as I have.
Quick, ask Nomad to hold my head in place and Slim to slam the door!
Now there,s a solution to all my problems...
And my best mate don,t have to do nothing to help
Absolutely nothing hee hee hee :lol:

Roadhog · #**337** 10-31-2006, 01:54 PM

WELLLLL...that's using your HEAD!! :lol:
Nothing amazes me.

wot i life · #**338** 10-31-2006, 02:04 PM

I,m just an all or nothing kinda guy...
And right now, I got jack-sh*t, squat, diddley-i-poh
Nothing :lol:

Roadhog · #**339** 10-31-2006, 02:11 PM

I have Nothing to complain about too! :P
...and tomorrow will be Nothing New!

wot i life · #**340** 10-31-2006, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roadhog

I have Nothing to complain about too! :P
...and tomorrow will be Nothing New!

We gotta do it Bro....Form a company, unleash our combined talents on the unsuspecting world.....
Nothing Inc.
We,ll sell?
We,ll buy?
We,ll manufacture?
We,ll ... we,ll
Oh Bugger... lets just do nothing :wink: