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    Default Sinks in a PortaJohn

    Okay, I'll try my hand at this, but I usually can't tell a good story.....

    My Brother and his wife started team trucking not long after I started driving. She is a bit naive at times.

    Once, they were at a "cooler" waiting for a load and she needed to use the facilities. Since they had none, she was shown the PortaJohn.

    After taking care of her business, she rose and noticed the little "sink" on the sidewall of the structure, and saw what she took to be a small bar of soap lying in it.

    Well, after "lathering" up with the little white "bar" in the sink, she was surprised to find no water tap with which to rinse her hands.

    When she complained to my brother, he just about busted a gut laughing at her!

    You think I should post this in the "Women in trucking" forum as a warning to the newbie female drivers? :shock:
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    Now that is funny!!!
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    Default Re: Sinks in a PortaJohn

    Quote Originally Posted by golfhobo
    After taking care of her business, she rose and noticed the little "sink" on the sidewall of the structure, and saw what she took to be a small bar of soap lying in it.
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    That's HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    OMG...lathering up with a urinal cake! ROTFLMAO!!!! :shock:

    Now, I think I'm gonna be sick. :?

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    I heard one about a woman while exiting the port-a-john said:
    "Wow it even has a purse holder!" :shock: :shock:

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    That aint even right. Ulph! :?
    :shock: :P

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    Dang, after a minute I got it. That is friggin hilarious.

    I was thinking of some of the Johns we have around my area that have actual sinks in them along with Golf's "sink."

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    OMG.....thats messed up . Our company is expanding our restrooms and we have 3 johns sitting outside.....never going to look at them the same again. I do have a question tho......why is there a mirror in there? You gonna do your hair afterwards?

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    I'm sorry, but I only been in a prota potty once when I was younger. It did have a sink with running water and a hand sanitzer. I guess it was a delux model.

    Can someone enlighten me on what the little white bar of soap was suppose to be??? Ok, what was the sink on the side? I take it, it wasen't a sink.

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    That sink on the side, usually the left side is the guy's porta john. The little seat in front of you is the women's porta john. The sink on the right is the real and only sink. The little white disc looking soap is the urine sanitizer. :wink:

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    all the ones I have used dont have a light in them, so at night being a man, you have to be real careful, or you can end up with a wet shoe.
    the light is on come back when i am home

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    Thanks Mr. Ford95, then that little white soap wasen't as bad as what I was thinking it was.

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    Thanks Mr. Ford95, then that little white soap wasen't as bad as what I was thinking it was.
    I'm not sure you could get any worse than lathering up with a urinal cake. :shock:

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    What I was thinking it was would be alot more disgusting. I don't think I can mention it on the forums though. It sounds like the urnal cake is a little off to the side and not directly where the guys urniate.

    You know how small bars foam up alot sitting in water expecially when they are about done? If a woman was that navie, then it might not actually have been a urnal cake .... I'll leave the rest up to you. Well, all I'll say is that there is a substance that does come out of a man's body that looks white.

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    she had probably never seen a urinal in her entire life, as not all women would even venture near the door of the men's room. some are ignorant and others just unobservant.

    it does behoove (look it up) us gals to learn a few things as we travel down the highway of life....

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    That's just wrong! EEEWWWW!!!!!!!!!
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