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Originally Posted by CanadianFTE
I think this is a joke but it was amusing. A driver told me after picking up a few things at walmart he was walking back through the parking lot and saw a woman standing beside her car, keys in one hand grocieries in the other. He approached her and asked if anything was wrong? She told him that the batteries in her (keyless) remote were dead and she couldn't get in here car. He took her keys and unlocked the door the old fashion way. Then gave back the keys and said now you can drive to the dealer for a new battery. 
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From some of the other examples of why stupid people should not have kids, I would have no doubt that it is true.
I was in Morris, IL last year. One of the drivers was going around looking for anyone who had keys for a Ford Expedition like his son's. His son left the lights on and the battery went dead. Because of the dead battery, the "keyless combination lock" on the door would not work to let them in. But they had no problem opening the hood from under the bumper. Jumper cables to the battery, and trying to charge up the battery, but still have to get inside to start it...
Duh... Jumper cables on the battery means the car has power... Use your combination and unlock the doors...


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