WEIRD BUT NAUGHTY

[MR.BEEFY]

I WAS PARKED OVER IN JACKSON TENN. AT THE LOVES AND THIS BEAUTIFUL LOKKING WOMAN WAS GOING TRUCK TO TRUCK AND I KNEW WHAT SHE WAS AND WHAT SHE WAS DOING WHEN SHE GOT CLOSE TO MY TRUCK I WHIPPED OUT ONE OF MY WIFES THONG UNDIES THAT I ALWAYS CARRY WITH ME AND I HUNG IT ON THE MIRROR (LIKE THE OLE SCHOOL TRUCKERS) BUT EITHER SHE DIDNT KNOW WHAT IT MEANT OR SHE DIDNT CARE SHE STILL KNOCKED ON MY DOOR AND I ROLLED DOWN ME WINDOW JUST ENOGH SO SHE CAN HEAR ME AND SHE ASKED '' IS THERE ANYTHING ON YOUR MIND I CAN HELP YOU WITH '' I TOLD HER NO THANK YOU I DOING JUST FINE SO SHE CLIMBS DOWN AND GOES TO THE NEXT TRUCK WHICH WAS EMPTY I GUESS THE DRIVER WENT TO BED, SO SHE MOVED ON AND FOR SOME REASON COMES BACK TO MY TRUCK AND KNOCKS ON THE DOOR AND I ROLLED DOWN ME WINDOW AND SAID I SORRY IM NOT THAT TYPE OF MAN COULD YOU LEAVE ME ALONE SHE SAID CALM DOWN -CALM DOWN IM NO COP IF YOUR WORRIED AND ILL PROVE IT SO SHE STRIPPED DOWN TO NOTHING AND CLIMBED ON MY HOOD AND SAT THERE AND I HEARD HER SAY '' DO YOU SEE A WIRE ON ME , NOW YOU KNOW IM NO COP'' I SAID I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU FADING THE PAINT ON MY HOOD GET OFF THERE SHE GOES ILL LET YOU F**K ALL 3 HOLES FOR 75 BUCKS I SAID NO THANK YOU NOW MOVE ON RIGHT AS SHE CLIMBED OFF MY HOOD A LOCAL CITY KITTY COME STROLLING THROUGH AND SAW HER CLIMBING OFF MY HOOD BUCK NAKED AS A J-BIRD AND THE COP JUMPED OUT TOLD HER TO PUT HER HANDS UP AND HE WENT OVER AN CUFFED HER AFTER THE COP PUT HER IN THE BACK SEAT HE CAME TO MY DOOR AND ASKED ME IF I WAS SOLICITATING FOR SEX I TOLD HIM NO SHE JUST GOT UP THERE AND WOULDNT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER. THE COP SAID OK ILL PUT THAT IN MY REPORT BUT YOU KNOW LEGALY I CAN TAKE YOU IN TO CAUSE IT LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE SOLICITATING FOR SEX BUT SINCE I CANT PROVE IT ILL LET IT GO. AFTER ALL THAT HAPPENED I CLIMBED BACK IN MY BUNK AND WAS THANKING ALL MY SAVIORS THAT I DIDNT GET HAULED IN.

[solo379]

I WHIPPED OUT ONE OF MY WIFES THONG UNDIES THAT I ALWAYS CARRY WITH ME AND I HUNG IT ON THE MIRROR ...

That's kind of "weird" to me too!

[Windwalker]

I WHIPPED OUT ONE OF MY WIFES THONG UNDIES THAT I ALWAYS CARRY WITH ME AND I HUNG IT ON THE MIRROR


I never heard of that before..... Guess I haven't been out here long enough. Go for another twenty, then I'll have forty..... Hope that's enough. I want to retire sometime during my lifetime.

[MR.BEEFY]

ABOUT THE UNDIES ON THE MIRROR MY DAD TOLD ME THE WAY THE OLE SCHOOL TRUCKERS DID THINGS IS IF THEY DIDNT WANT TO BE BOTHERED IN THERE TRUCKS THEY HUNG A TIE ON THE MIRROR- IF THEY WERE MARRIED AND DIDNT WANT COMPANY THEY HUNG A BRA ON THE MIRROR- IF THEY HAD THERE WIFE WITH THEM AND DIDNT WANT TO BE BOTHERED THEY HUNG A PAIR OF PANTIES ON THE MIRROR. THIS IS JUST WHAT MY DAD TOLD ME WHEN I STARTED DRIVEING THAT WAY I WOULDNT GET INTO TROUBLE , IF ANYONE KNOWS IF THIS IS TRUE POST A REPLY I GUESS THIS APPLIES TO DRIVERS WHO WERE IN THE BUSINESS PRE 1990.

[Windwalker]

If it was "pre 1990, I doubt that any of the girls that understood what it meant are still working the lots. For that matter, I didn't hear about it in 1980. Could it have been one of those "regional" things?

[yoopr]

If it was "pre 1990, I doubt that any of the girls that understood what it meant are still working the lots. For that matter, I didn't hear about it in 1980. Could it have been one of those "regional" things?

Must be-I started in '78 and never saw that

[tcurr]

Funny

[cutekiwi]

LOL!!!

I still think its weird you guys can get done for soliciting!! Here we just order like you do a pizza.

Still, the funniest thing for prostitution that we had here was that for many years the hokers union was legal, but the profession was not. :? You cant get much odder than that

[stevebeme]

If I hung a pair of my wife's panties on the mirror I wouldn't be able to see out the windshield

[PoodleParent]

Dad gum. Glad my panties aren't big enough to cover the whole windshield! And glad that if they were my lover man hubby wouldn't tell it.

STILL YET - That was funnier than the original post. Go, guy!!

[littleman2]

After reveiw The ref tosses out the BS flag. I wonder what mirror he was talking about the west cost one or the small convex one? or I know the rear view one on the windsield that comes standard on all class 8 tractors yes thats the one!

[T * Storm]

If I hung a pair of my wife's panties on the mirror I wouldn't be able to see out the windshield

ROFLMAO

[marcel27208]

If it was "pre 1990, I doubt that any of the girls that understood what it meant are still working the lots. For that matter, I didn't hear about it in 1980. Could it have been one of those "regional" things?

Now ive seen some old ones now that look like they started during the reagan administration

[street_95]

If it was "pre 1990, I doubt that any of the girls that understood what it meant are still working the lots. For that matter, I didn't hear about it in 1980. Could it have been one of those "regional" things?

Must be-I started in '78 and never saw that

ok i was 1 in 78'

[yoopr]

If it was "pre 1990, I doubt that any of the girls that understood what it meant are still working the lots. For that matter, I didn't hear about it in 1980. Could it have been one of those "regional" things?

Must be-I started in '78 and never saw that

ok i was 1 in 78'

haha-Thanks :P
Hey-I've been to Humble either delivering or Picking up and I forgot where it is-For some reason it sticks in my mind.
Is there a US Post Office distribution there?

[street_95]

If it was "pre 1990, I doubt that any of the girls that understood what it meant are still working the lots. For that matter, I didn't hear about it in 1980. Could it have been one of those "regional" things?

Must be-I started in '78 and never saw that

ok i was 1 in 78'

haha-Thanks :P
Hey-I've been to Humble either delivering or Picking up and I forgot where it is-For some reason it sticks in my mind.
Is there a US Post Office distribution there?

Humble is on the ne side of Houston...basically minutes from the big airport, i assume maybe thats what your speaking of p/o wise.
Its also home of one of the mods

[yoopr]

yeah-I know Heavenbound lives there but If I remember right I either picked up or delivered at a Huge US Post Office facility there.

[yeti]

[quote="MR.BEEFY"]ABOUT THE UNDIES ON THE MIRROR MY DAD TOLD ME THE WAY THE OLE SCHOOL TRUCKERS DID THINGS IS IF THEY DIDNT WANT TO BE BOTHERED IN THERE TRUCKS THEY HUNG A TIE ON THE MIRROR- quote]

a tie in a truck? sacrilegious!!!! Maybe he meant the old timers were tied on the mirror and hung? :P Time or two, in Ontario T/A, trying to sleep, that seemed like a good idea.


I've been to Humble too, but I don't remember why either, K- Mart maybe? :shock:

[street_95]

[quote=I've been to Humble too, but I don't remember why either, K- Mart maybe? :shock:[/quote]

kmarts have been gone from this area for years, they may still be around in the state but have been over taken by the dozens(id bet theres 15 or so) of walmart supercenters that rule this city.

Edit: so much for 15 walmarts, type in the zip code here and it pulled up 20 wally worlds just on the north side of town(so maybe 60 is a better #).......good grief!

[yeti]

[quote=street_95]

kmarts have been gone from this area for years, they may still be around in the state but have been over taken by the dozens(id bet theres 15 or so) of walmart supercenters that rule this city.

I was thinking more of Kmart D/C's not the stores, but it had been a while since I did any kmart, but I know I was in Humble for something. Maybe in another life 8)