WEIRD BUT NAUGHTY

[yoopr]

Nope-I didn't deliver at either Kmart Or Walmart.

[Flatspot]

I was somewhere in the vininity of Trenton, NJ. Lost, and then some. Got bad directions from two toll booth supervisors. Wound up on 1 and 19 south (20 miles to find a place to turn around and come back).

Any way, I'm lost. Found a place to park on the berm, next to another truck. Looking for a pay phone.

Saw a woman walking toward the other truck, figured she's a lady trucker walking back from the Mickey D's a block away.

She comes up to me and says, "you look like you're lost. Would you like a date?" Just my luck, a street walker at the end of the week when I'm out of money.

So I say, "this is the place I'm looking for." She says, "one block up, turn left, three blocks, turn right, two blocks."

So, it's rush hour. I finally get there, and she's walking and one block ahead of me.

[T * Storm]

One time I was walking down Geary Street in San Francisco, hooker came up to me and asked me if I wanted to party. I told her I doubt she could afford me. - She got a little huffy, but went away. 8)

[wot i life]

If I hung a pair of my wife's panties on the mirror I wouldn't be able to see out the windshield

Good one mate! I think you started a new thread entitled "If I hung my wifes panties?" ...
If I hung my wifes panties on the windscreen I would fall off the truck cos I usually wear em!

[syl77dar]

goodluck

[shyykatt]

8)

[TheWebWheeler]

Some guys pass up all the best luck..

[danj_otr]

If I hung a pair of my wife's panties on the mirror I wouldn't be able to see out the windshield

Ohhh Too funny ROTFLMAO!!

[aztrucker]

so...since when did they start putting rear view mirrors on trucks windshields anyway?

[mapleleaf_1]

Good one aztrucker. Drive safe everyone.

[stinkyfinger]

I WAS PARKED OVER IN JACKSON TENN. AT THE LOVES AND THIS BEAUTIFUL LOKK' I SAID I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU FADING THE PAINT ON MY HOOD GET OFF THERE SHE GOES ILL LET YOU F**K ALL 3 HOLES FOR 75 BUCKS I SAID NO THANK YOU NOW MOVE ON RIGHT AS SHE CLIMBED OFF

3 holes for 75 bucks? sounds like a bargin get any pics??Not that I would be interested or anything, just curious

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[TCT]

I WAS PARKED OVER IN JACKSON TENN. AT THE LOVES AND THIS BEAUTIFUL LOKKING WOMAN WAS GOING TRUCK TO TRUCK AND I KNEW WHAT SHE WAS AND WHAT SHE WAS DOING WHEN SHE GOT CLOSE TO MY TRUCK I WHIPPED OUT ONE OF MY WIFES THONG UNDIES THAT I ALWAYS CARRY WITH ME AND I HUNG IT ON THE MIRROR (LIKE THE OLE SCHOOL TRUCKERS) BUT EITHER SHE DIDNT KNOW WHAT IT MEANT OR SHE DIDNT CARE SHE STILL KNOCKED ON MY DOOR AND I ROLLED DOWN ME WINDOW JUST ENOGH SO SHE CAN HEAR ME AND SHE ASKED '' IS THERE ANYTHING ON YOUR MIND I CAN HELP YOU WITH '' I TOLD HER NO THANK YOU I DOING JUST FINE SO SHE CLIMBS DOWN AND GOES TO THE NEXT TRUCK WHICH WAS EMPTY I GUESS THE DRIVER WENT TO BED, SO SHE MOVED ON AND FOR SOME REASON COMES BACK TO MY TRUCK AND KNOCKS ON THE DOOR AND I ROLLED DOWN ME WINDOW AND SAID I SORRY IM NOT THAT TYPE OF MAN COULD YOU LEAVE ME ALONE SHE SAID CALM DOWN -CALM DOWN IM NO COP IF YOUR WORRIED AND ILL PROVE IT SO SHE STRIPPED DOWN TO NOTHING AND CLIMBED ON MY HOOD AND SAT THERE AND I HEARD HER SAY '' DO YOU SEE A WIRE ON ME , NOW YOU KNOW IM NO COP'' I SAID I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU FADING THE PAINT ON MY HOOD GET OFF THERE SHE GOES ILL LET YOU F**K ALL 3 HOLES FOR 75 BUCKS I SAID NO THANK YOU NOW MOVE ON RIGHT AS SHE CLIMBED OFF MY HOOD A LOCAL CITY KITTY COME STROLLING THROUGH AND SAW HER CLIMBING OFF MY HOOD BUCK NAKED AS A J-BIRD AND THE COP JUMPED OUT TOLD HER TO PUT HER HANDS UP AND HE WENT OVER AN CUFFED HER AFTER THE COP PUT HER IN THE BACK SEAT HE CAME TO MY DOOR AND ASKED ME IF I WAS SOLICITATING FOR SEX I TOLD HIM NO SHE JUST GOT UP THERE AND WOULDNT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER. THE COP SAID OK ILL PUT THAT IN MY REPORT BUT YOU KNOW LEGALY I CAN TAKE YOU IN TO CAUSE IT LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE SOLICITATING FOR SEX BUT SINCE I CANT PROVE IT ILL LET IT GO. AFTER ALL THAT HAPPENED I CLIMBED BACK IN MY BUNK AND WAS THANKING ALL MY SAVIORS THAT I DIDNT GET HAULED IN.

Good heavens man, take off the caps and use paragraphs. That was rough on these eyes and a hard read.... sheeesh!

[ibamars]

wow thats an oldy but a classic.

good stuff I forgot that one.