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    Default trucking annonyms

    I am getting back into OTR and was explaining to my girlfriend some of the goofy thing drivers say on the C.B. I was trying to remember all of the "names" people associate with company's and forgot alot of them. If anyone knows some I don't mention please post them because she thinks these are freaking hilarious...thanks

    C.R.S.T.
    Cedar Rapids super truckers
    crashed and rebuilt Schneider trucks
    cruising real slow today
    can't remember shiat

    Werner
    we enlist rookies no experience required

    Roehl
    rolls over every hill last

    M.C.T.
    Mexican chicken trucks

    I'm sure there was more but can't remember shiat.(ex- CRST driver)


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    One of the funniest I've seen is for Swift

    Swing Wide, It's a Freakin' Trailer


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    Naww, JB Hunt's !!! It's been a classic for over 20 years !!!

    I won't say it here as it does have one particular word that may be deemed unfit or make some uncomfortable.

    But you old timers know exactly what it is :wink:

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    LOL@swift

    also slow wagon in front of traffic
    and steer wide I flunked training

    just reminded me swift backwards is two ***s in a white semi

    not an old timer but I do know the john boy has joke

    thanks for not posting the bad stuff

    these are great keep em coming


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    WERNER

    We Employ Rednecks No Experience Required
    REMOVED

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    Every
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    ha ha....can't believe I've never heard the England one.....that almost sounds like something the company could use when recruiting


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    still smiling......my girlfriend wants to know what kind of dog that is....she says it looks cute like a little ewok


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    Quote Originally Posted by Niagarafallss1
    Naww, JB Hunt's !!! It's been a classic for over 20 years !!!

    I won't say it here as it does have one particular word that may be deemed unfit or make some uncomfortable.

    But you old timers know exactly what it is :wink:
    What

    John

    Boy

    Has

    Us

    Newbies

    Trucking

    In

    New

    Centurys????
    Why is it when I press one for ENGLISH I still can't understand the person on the other end???





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    there ya go doc....you did it with a clean version...never heard the inc. part pretty good.

    BTW doc I haven't had the time to post yet but the stories on your topic are great. my grandfather is a 40 retiree and everytime I hear one of your story's it reminds me of him and my childhood listening to his story's of "the monfort lane". I even called him to tell him about it, but at 84 years of age he's probably not gonna write any story's. I'm going to our family reunion this weekend in southern IL, and maybe I can get a few to post on your topic. Thanks again for the J.B. joke and keep the story's coming.

    also. sorry if I made you feel old with the comparison to my grandfather, but at 27years old, most in the industry are older than me!


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    M.S. Carriers: (out of biz)
    Movie Star

    MDR:
    Mississippi Drug Run

    CFI:
    Complete Freakin? Idiot

    Swift:
    Sure wish I had a fast truck

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    Swift = Stop Whining I'm #$%!ing Trying

    Werner = We Employ Retards No Experience Required

    CRST = Crash and Roll Stunt Team
    Crash Ready Student Trucker
    Friends don't let friends get taken by "Fleece Purchase".




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    S l o w
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    PAM

    Piss
    And
    Moan

    PST

    Pot
    Smokin
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    Or
    Pretty
    Stupid
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    dang...got a friend at pam....that explains him perfectly





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    LOL I used to work for themback in the days of the tiny little cabover internationals. And actually PAM stands for Paul Allen Miestri He was a JB hunt exec that left jb and took some of there customer base with him. That is how PAM started.

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    My grandpa used to drive with JB Hunt back in the day I think JB drove for Suprior or something like that back in the day. I also went and met him but would never drive for the SOB.

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    I was at a family function last weekend and one of my relatives drives for J.B. and loves it.... after talking to him for a while I noticed that J.B is a sorry excuse for a company. He told me a story about how they sent him to go drive a million mile drivers truck because the spoiled ba$tard refused to go to NYC. After the driver made him pay for the tolls on the GW bridge,(cause he said he was broke) they hit the dock, went into the lounge and found another JB driver he knew. Then the million mile driver called a Chinese restaurant and ordered delivery. My cousin called dispatch and told them and they laughed and said "Oh well he's been here 13 years, so he can do as he pleases"

    Not the kind of company I want to drive for
    JMO


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    Cedar
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    Did
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    Yes
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