trucking annonyms

[outcast]

I am getting back into OTR and was explaining to my girlfriend some of the goofy thing drivers say on the C.B. I was trying to remember all of the "names" people associate with company's and forgot alot of them. If anyone knows some I don't mention please post them because she thinks these are freaking hilarious...thanks

C.R.S.T.
Cedar Rapids super truckers
crashed and rebuilt Schneider trucks
cruising real slow today
can't remember shiat

Werner
we enlist rookies no experience required

Roehl
rolls over every hill last

M.C.T.
Mexican chicken trucks

I'm sure there was more but can't remember shiat.(ex- CRST driver)

[Twilight Flyer]

One of the funniest I've seen is for Swift

Swing Wide, It's a Freakin' Trailer

[Niagarafallss1]

Naww, JB Hunt's !!! It's been a classic for over 20 years !!!

I won't say it here as it does have one particular word that may be deemed unfit or make some uncomfortable.

But you old timers know exactly what it is :wink:

[outcast]

LOL@swift

also slow wagon in front of traffic
and steer wide I flunked training

just reminded me swift backwards is two ***s in a white semi

not an old timer but I do know the john boy has joke

thanks for not posting the bad stuff

these are great keep em coming

[WeeBeeJammin]

WERNER

We Employ Rednecks No Experience Required

Every
New
Guy
Leaves
After
Ninty
Days

[stillsmiling]

***

[outcast]

ha ha....can't believe I've never heard the England one.....that almost sounds like something the company could use when recruiting

[outcast]

still smiling......my girlfriend wants to know what kind of dog that is....she says it looks cute like a little ewok

[Doctor Who]

Naww, JB Hunt's !!! It's been a classic for over 20 years !!!

I won't say it here as it does have one particular word that may be deemed unfit or make some uncomfortable.

But you old timers know exactly what it is :wink:

What

John

Boy

Has

Us

Newbies

Trucking

In

New

Centurys????

[outcast]

there ya go doc....you did it with a clean version...never heard the inc. part pretty good.

BTW doc I haven't had the time to post yet but the stories on your topic are great. my grandfather is a 40 retiree and everytime I hear one of your story's it reminds me of him and my childhood listening to his story's of "the monfort lane". I even called him to tell him about it, but at 84 years of age he's probably not gonna write any story's. I'm going to our family reunion this weekend in southern IL, and maybe I can get a few to post on your topic. Thanks again for the J.B. joke and keep the story's coming.

also. sorry if I made you feel old with the comparison to my grandfather, but at 27years old, most in the industry are older than me!

[tnwildflower]

M.S. Carriers: (out of biz)
Movie Star

MDR:
Mississippi Drug Run

CFI:
Complete Freakin? Idiot

Swift:
Sure wish I had a fast truck

[just_froggy]

Swift = Stop Whining I'm #$%!ing Trying

Werner = We Employ Retards No Experience Required

CRST = Crash and Roll Stunt Team
Crash Ready Student Trucker

[babyboots]

S l o w
Wagon
In
Fast
Traffic

PAM

Piss
And
Moan

PST

Pot
Smokin
Trucker

Or
Pretty
Stupid
Trucker

[outcast]

dang...got a friend at pam....that explains him perfectly

LOL I used to work for themback in the days of the tiny little cabover internationals. And actually PAM stands for Paul Allen Miestri He was a JB hunt exec that left jb and took some of there customer base with him. That is how PAM started.

[red12]

My grandpa used to drive with JB Hunt back in the day I think JB drove for Suprior or something like that back in the day. I also went and met him but would never drive for the SOB.

[outcast]

I was at a family function last weekend and one of my relatives drives for J.B. and loves it.... after talking to him for a while I noticed that J.B is a sorry excuse for a company. He told me a story about how they sent him to go drive a million mile drivers truck because the spoiled ba$tard refused to go to NYC. After the driver made him pay for the tolls on the GW bridge,(cause he said he was broke) they hit the dock, went into the lounge and found another JB driver he knew. Then the million mile driver called a Chinese restaurant and ordered delivery. My cousin called dispatch and told them and they laughed and said "Oh well he's been here 13 years, so he can do as he pleases"

Not the kind of company I want to drive for
JMO

[jamesinge]

Cedar
Rapids
Slow
Truck

Did
I
Go
Broke
Yet

Yes
By
God
I
Did