trucking annonyms

[Popeye]

Here is another one for Swift now that they have reefers. See What I Froze Today. Here is one for Prime Please Remember I'm Missouri Educated.

[silvan]

Haven't seen this old standby: Completely Repainted Schneider Truck.

Not quite in the same category, but I think TMC trucks should switch the gold lettering on the back of the cab to "Destination: Hammer Lane," because that's my destination whenever I see a TMC truck.

Then there's DM Slowman, the most obnoxiously slow rolling roadblocks on the high seas, right after those Anything But Fast trucks.

[rvrjr7]

WH
Willie Hunt hehe
Wheres Home
Whats Home
Whos Happy

[NailGunner]

TMC
T-Two
M-Men
C-Cuddlin

[AlexJ81]

LOL@swift

also slow wagon in front of traffic
and steer wide I flunked training

just reminded me swift backwards is two ***s in a white semi

not an old timer but I do know the john boy has joke

thanks for not posting the bad stuff

these are great keep em coming

So you're saying *** is a good thing to say?

[Phantom433a]

CRST=Cedar Rapids Steel Transport (for some reason it really pi**es em off)

SWIFT=Sure Wish I Finished Training

KLLM=Kan't Leave Lower Mississippi

D & D Transportation INC=Dumb & Dumber Transportation INC

[nickbtubas]

SWIFT


S-So
W-What
I-I'm a
F-F**king
T-Transvestite


JB Hunt

J-Jobless
B-Bull

H-Hauler
U-Under
N-New
T-Training

Here is an old one since the company went out of business. R&D Trucking out of Alabama. Rubber Duck is what they were called.

[wildkat]

Here are a couple of Canadian ones for you:

TCT Logistics:
Totally
Confused
Trucking

OR

Toque
Chapeau
Turban

[Superfly]

TMC The Mavrick Company

[BIG JEEP on 44's]

okay, I'll play along. These are some I've heard for TMC. I'm sure there is more

Too Much Chrome

Truckers Marine Corp.

The MickeyMouse Club

We're an easy target when you just have acronyms for your name but it's all in good fun.

THE MULLET CORPORATION

[BIG JEEP on 44's]

SWIFT


See
Werner
I'm
Faggot
Too

[JewelsnTools]

CCC:
"Couldn't Catch a Cold"
I drive a governed truck. Any more questions? :shock:

[Voyager]

There's one for Swift I haven't seen posted yet

Stuck
Waiting
In
FonTana

[matcat]

Wow I was doing a search on google for something completely un-truck related and this thread came up!

[Syncrosonix]

There's one for Swift I haven't seen posted yet

Stuck
Waiting
In
FonTana

ain't that the truth? i wanna go knock something over.

[just_froggy]

Unless I missed it, I didn't see this Swifty classic anywhere:

Stop
Whining
I'm
F***ing
Trying

I saw a really good one for Schineider a few years back, but don't remember where. Anyone know how it goes?

[sazook]

Can't
Remember
Everything
Trucking
Entails

[VPIDarkAngel]

Yet another one for Swift:
Students
With
Idiots
For
Trainers

One for ABF:
American
Bull
Frogs

... and for Yellow:
You
Expect
Lot
Lizards
On
Wheels?!?!?


I can't believe nobody's come with this one for CFI:
Cluster
F&@$
Incorporated

And it wouldn't be complete without one for my own company:
We
Expect
Rookies to
Negotiate
Every
Road.

Even though it's not a trucking company, I always refer to Proctor & Gamble as "Pissy & Grumpy," especially after having been to their Pineville, LA facility.