10-03-2006, 02:36 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: New Mexico, USA
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Originally Posted by golfhobo
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Originally Posted by Consider
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Originally Posted by golfhobo
Consider wrote:
You totally crack me up!!!!!!!
Well.... it IS the Comedy Club! That'll be $25 per "couple."
Today has been the most trying day. I paid my gas and electric on September 26 with a Bill Pay Transfer through Wells Fargo.
In America, we use ATM or "check cards." INSTANT credit for your payments!
Sadly, my check card is at zero balance. 
I got so angry! The bank called them and still they were doing the Punishing Act.
The upshot is that I don't have the $25...
I'll COMP you! 
Hey, this is great!!!!!! Wow, thanks!!!!!
[ b]It's like, couples, you know, like "Friends" only they actually do talk about coupling your way quite a lot. [/b]
So did "Friends."
Well, perhaps... (The English are quite upfront about body things.) It is okay to say, "Loo." But not okay to say Bathroom.
Yes, I'm conversant in Water Closet vernacular. Once a Brit was strapping up her bikini panties and was surprised by her own ... um... "gastro expression." She barely stuttered as she said "paddon me!"
Oh, yes... that's exactly it. It's so nonchalant about stuff we go berserk over.
See, there, in England, if you want a green pepper, you have to say, "Capsicum."
That's why we invaded with McDonalds! American tourists had to have SOMETHING to eat that they could order! I HATE McD's, but you'll never make ME say "Capsicum!" [Sh#t!]
When it came, It was classy to go to McDonalds. Capsicum isn't up your alley? lol
NOPE!
How about lifting your truck's bonnet? 
You are soooo refreshing!!!!!!!
Thanks! I DO try.
Hmmmm. I thought it came naturally... 8)
Would you believe I had already typed that it DID, but deleted it?
Yes, Yes, I can. Because it seems like it comes naturally. Only, like your name you aren't just one thing... golf, sounds so elite to me, and then hobo... not so elite.
I think you'll like it. Check your schedule and let me know if you get it... I can then look forward to hearing what you think.
I get two PBS channels, so maybe I'll catch it!
Oh, I so hope you do. I think you will like it... though... I could be wrong.
I'll let you know.... but you'll have to take off those silly earmuffs and eyemasks! 
Okay, I don't get this at all... You think I'm a raccoon? ... or pretending to be a raccoon.... ??????
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How can you HEAR what I THINK???
Ohhhhh. Good one! Well done!!!!!! lol 
Or, with those silly masks over your eyes, SEE what I MEAN?
I just love it!!!!!! I did not snap at all!
Brits are known for their habits of sleeping with "aids" to shut out the world. I was just making another JOKE!
I don't think I knew anyone who did that... I'm sure they think it's Americans who do that.
And, whether you want to believe it or not, your "British" is showing more than you know!
I talked a bit funny even before I lived there... from reading a lot. I used to read. A lot of books are written with an English accent. Sort of.
But, it's OKAY. I find it/you "quaint."
You know what, it's fun to chat, isn't it?
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